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    master of the pwniverse Member Fragony's Avatar
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    Default What to do with an old friend

    I know him for forever but he's gotten adrift, too much drugs. When I took half a tablet he took 5 and his brains seem fried, talking about souls and spirits, or in general he got nuts but he thinks he's really a genius and we just don't understand all that. I don't enjoy talking with him any more, mememe he never stops being fascinated by how brilliant he is, he isn't. He got released from the padded walls and wants to live on my boat for a while. Can't refuse it just happens to be there. Want to get rid of him really he embarrasses me, but he is still my friend and I don't turn down friends. gah.

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    Late at night, when he's asleep, cut the ropes and let the boat drift away. He could be hundreds of miles away come the morning. Problem solved.

    Seriously though, freindship is a two way thing. He's taking advantage of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    Late at night, when he's asleep, cut the ropes and let the boat drift away. He could be hundreds of miles away come the morning. Problem solved.
    It's my own boat geez, no wonder you guys live on an island

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    Say no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    Say no.
    Not in my vocabulary when it comes to friends, already said yes. But he isn't the same person anymore, or maybe I am not. Can't have him around but can't refuse anything, nasty.

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    Tell him a white lie. Say he can stay on the boat for, let's say, a couple of weeks until he can get somewhere else to live. This is because you have arranged to sail to England to meet up with a hot girl/man* for lots of sex and partying. You get the idea, just make something up but give him some time to sort his life out.

    *This is brought to you via the equality commission which does not discriminate on grounds of race, sexual orientation, ethnic origin or orgness.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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