pevergreen 14:29 04-26-2010
Originally Posted by Beskar:
Not really, Secura was being kind. Average man can most likely do it in 30 seconds if we are to believe the media and comedy shows.
I feel sorry for the people that are like that in real life.
Originally Posted by pevergreen:
I feel sorry for the people that are like that in real life.
I suspect that men who cannot last an entire minute are extremely rare. Almost as uncommon, we can but hope, as women who believe that laying as still as a corpse and emitting the occasional grunt of pleasure is the be-all and end-all of sexual performance.
Originally Posted by Lemur:
Almost as uncommon, we can but hope, as women who believe that laying as still as a corpse and emitting the occasional grunt of pleasure is the be-all and end-all of sexual performance.
You'd rather an Academy Award-nominated faker? At least with the quiet one, you know you're not doing something right...
Myrddraal 16:50 04-26-2010
Never bothered me. I have such an enormous ego that I know the satisfaction to be genuine. [/Ixtoc]
Originally Posted by Secura:
You'd rather an Academy Award-nominated faker? At least with the quiet one, you know you're not doing something right...
I think he means he prefers women that actually move and participate in the deed. With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.
On-topic, I think ChatRoulette is an awesome idea. It's like Hot or Not, with video and chat (and onanism). Of course, I wouldn't be caught dead on it, but still a great idea.
You probably saw my genitals panzer,
you're welcome
Originally Posted by drone:
With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.
But as I said, thank goodness they're rare. The vast majority of women understand that sexytime is a
participatory event.
PanzerJaeger 19:33 04-26-2010
Originally Posted by Strike For The South:
You probably saw my genitals panzer,
you're welcome
Well, as they say, most sexual assaults are committed by people you know.
Also, c
ompletely unrelated to the topic at hand, I'm guessing you wear a size 6 or 7 shoe. Am I close?
Originally Posted by
PanzerJaeger:
Well, as they say, most sexual assaults are committed by people you know.
Also, completely unrelated to the topic at hand, I'm guessing you wear a size 6 or 7 shoe. Am I close? 
This guy with his jokes and there pertinence
Originally Posted by drone:
I think he means he prefers women that actually move and participate in the deed. With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.
Actually I would think it's plus two hands...
Silence is beautiful...a dream for two in the hands of one...
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