Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
I get:
Henry Chester-Wedgebury.
I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.
Become a Tory MP in just one easy post!
Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
I get:
Henry Chester-Wedgebury.
I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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otherwise known as your porn name.
mine would be rather good too as a tory name.
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John Tennyson-Bradbury -> Definitely something rural, perhaps even a relative to Lord Tennyson himself?
That is your first pet's name and then street name. John Tennyson-Bradbury would be some of the worst porn ever made...otherwise known as your porn name.
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No I think you are a young Etonian being parachuted into to a safe seat as you father is a big money backer of the party.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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Gretel Flur-Käutgen or so....
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I get Allen Glen-Shakeshaft.
Should be good for a north yorks seat. Possibly Harrogate.
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I resent that implication!
My parents constituency (Stroud - where I grew up) has been Labour since 97 with Dr Drew. Can't speak for places like Cheltenham or Cirencester though... not as many burned out hippies there as in Stroud...
My Tory Mp name sounds a bit too arty, maybe pushing the boundaries of the Portillo faction: Marcel Street-Griffiths
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Eeek!
I'd be James Belmont-Sister Patrice....
Somehow I think the popish flair of that wouldn't do me as much good.
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James Kings-Hall
OK I guess, but it makes me sound like a Presbyterian
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All I got from this thread is something about Tory porn. It sounds absolutely DREADFUL!
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I think you are definately a Conservative and Unionist MP. Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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I was born and lived in Belfast until I was six, so that's almost right
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Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
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Family seat in Suffolk. Lowest attendence ever recorded at Parliament in a year.
"The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney
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