Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
I get:
Henry Chester-Wedgebury.
I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.
Furunculus 12:11 04-30-2010
otherwise known as your porn name.
mine would be rather good too as a tory name.
CountArach 12:18 04-30-2010
John Tennyson-Bradbury -> Definitely something rural, perhaps even a relative to Lord Tennyson himself?
Originally Posted by :
otherwise known as your porn name.
That is your first pet's name and then street name. John Tennyson-Bradbury would be some of the worst porn ever made...
Originally Posted by CountArach:
John Tennyson-Bradbury -> Definitely something rural, perhaps even a relative to Lord Tennyson himself?
No I think you are a young Etonian being parachuted into to a safe seat as you father is a big money backer of the party.
al Roumi 12:33 04-30-2010
Originally Posted by Idaho:
I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.
I resent that implication!
My parents constituency (Stroud - where I grew up) has been Labour since 97 with Dr Drew. Can't speak for places like Cheltenham or Cirencester though... not as many burned out hippies there as in Stroud...
My Tory Mp name sounds a bit too arty, maybe pushing the boundaries of the Portillo faction: Marcel Street-Griffiths
Gretel Flur-Käutgen or so....
InsaneApache 12:39 04-30-2010
I get Allen Glen-Shakeshaft.
Should be good for a north yorks seat. Possibly Harrogate.
Seamus Fermanagh 13:31 04-30-2010
Originally Posted by Idaho:
Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
I get:
Henry Chester-Wedgebury.
I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.
Eeek!
I'd be James Belmont-Sister Patrice....
Somehow I think the popish flair of that wouldn't do me as much good.
James Kings-Hall
OK I guess, but it makes me sound like a Presbyterian
Vladimir 13:54 04-30-2010
All I got from this thread is something about Tory porn. It sounds absolutely DREADFUL!
Originally Posted by Subotan:
James Kings-Hall
OK I guess, but it makes me sound like a Presbyterian
I think you are definately a Conservative and Unionist MP. Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh:
Eeek!
I'd be James Belmont-Sister Patrice....
Somehow I think the popish flair of that wouldn't do me as much good.
Family seat in Suffolk. Lowest attendence ever recorded at Parliament in a year.
Originally Posted by
InsaneApache:
I get Allen Glen-Shakeshaft.
Should be good for a north yorks seat. Possibly Harrogate. 
You'd be one of those (rare) "pulled meself up by my bootstraps" yorkshire businessman MPs. A shining career cut short by a bribery scandal while working as a consultant in Bahrain.
Originally Posted by Idaho:
Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.
I was born and lived in Belfast until I was six, so that's almost right
KukriKhan 14:39 04-30-2010
Originally Posted by :
Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.
InsaneApache 14:46 04-30-2010
Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate.
KukriKhan 14:50 04-30-2010
Originally Posted by
InsaneApache:
Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate. 
^^T'was my first career choice, LOL. Second was Lawyer & Journalist. However, Nixon (and my friends and neighbors, according to the letter he sent) had other plans for me.
Originally Posted by KukriKhan:
Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.
But Jemima Crowe-Murphy works perfectly.
You'd be a prospective candidate for a seat the Tories don't expect to win. You'd look a bit like this:
She's the prospective candidate for Exeter. All very jolly hockey sticks and tax breaks for millionaires.
tibilicus 16:01 04-30-2010
Robert Cranford-Hurd.
This threads awesome.
Originally Posted by tibilicus:
Robert Cranford-Hurd.
This threads awesome.
You might be that rarest of Tory MPs - one with a brain. Which means you will attract enemies like flies round &^%t and after a brief spell in the cabinet, get photographed walking out of a high class brothel. Your loyal wife will publically forgive you, but the party faithful won't.
Rhyfelwyr 16:20 04-30-2010
Ian Park-Davis
Damn doesn't work, I sound half-Korean.
Tellos Athenaios 17:29 04-30-2010
Dick Amerongseberg-Smits
EDIT: Conrector will have to do.
John Pembroke-Washington
Originally Posted by :
Gretel Flur-Käutgen
THAT'S A GIRLS NAME
Originally Posted by
Rhyfelwyr:
Ian Park-Davis
Damn doesn't work, I sound half-Korean. 
Actually LOL'd


Pannonian 18:16 04-30-2010
Originally Posted by InsaneApache:
I get Allen Glen-Shakeshaft.
Is that your porn name?
InsaneApache 19:05 04-30-2010
LOL. I've never met one before or since. Sadly the guys dead now* but I remember when his name came up in class one day, (I was about 10 at the time), he said it was a derivation of Shakespear, sounds plausible but then again he might have been bigging himself up.
*I owe this man a huge debt for getting me dropped from the school footy team so I could concentrate on my 11 plus. Otherwise I'd be even more ignorant than I am now.
Tellos Athenaios 19:06 04-30-2010
Originally Posted by Strike For The South:
John Pembroke-Washington
THAT'S A GIRLS NAME
Grandparent, Strike, grandparent. Some people also have grandmothers not just grandfathers.
InsaneApache 19:22 04-30-2010
Shhhh....I've heard tell that some folks down there marry their grandmas.
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
Ian Park-Davis
Hardline Tebbit follower. Darling of the party conference. No-one sane would let them get near a position of power.
Hosakawa Tito 01:16 05-01-2010
George Wellington Christy. What a burning jewel of flummery and poppycock.
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