Quote Originally Posted by Romanic View Post
I am the almighty Twinkies Vendor
"Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin' or you get busy dyin'.

The work is really quite easy; why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie... like a twinkie."