Host commentary: (because, after all, why not.)
"The valiant 2-year old chain smoker fought off the evil forces of anti-spam with nothing but a banana peel, some string, and a machine gun."
Double A's caption Was fairly easy for Askthepizzaguy (me) to draw,
....but I totally blanked the chain smoking part. My bad. Did you notice how the 2-year old has Prince Valiant's haircut? Yes, I managed to get the "valiant" part in pictographic form. I win the thread. 
And there's your chain smoker, so I score a flawless victoly.
"A baby wielding a tommy gun and a banana peel is being attacked by spam. The silly string next to him has exploded all over the green hill he is on, and the sun is being covered by the clouds."
Splitpersonality's caption basically captures the essence of the image without adding too much to the previous caption or taking away from it. The green hill was just to take away the empty background space, but Split added that to the caption, along with the sun and clouds. No matter, surely the green hill, sun and clouds won't reappear, right?
Whoops there's the green hill, sun and clouds again. 
Death is yonder's picture makes some minor changes. The baby is holding the banana and the gun is floating, and instead of the spam attacking, it seems the baby is holding him hostage (yes, now the Spam is a person).
Also the explosion part of the silly string becomes totally for reals. So now we have nuclear string.
"A terrible atomic accident drives Banana the Gangster Baby to hold the hold the CEO of the Spam corporation hostage on top of Big Green Hill. The sun sees this and frowns disapprovingly, drawing a cloud in front of it's face to hide the shameful scene from it's eyes."
Subotan's caption turns the silly string explosion into a very not-silly atomic bomb explosion. Now the baby is a gangster, and the guy in the Spam suit apparently got promoted to CEO. Who says you can't advance from a dead-end job like suit-wearing.... advertisement.... guy.... thing? Now the hill is named BIG GREEN HILL and the sun is disapproving of everything. My goodness, who anthropomorphized mister sun? Was it you, Death is yonder? Yes it was. The sun's disapproval is yonder.
Romanic's picture turns our beloved Gangsta Baby into a dude in a banana suit, and the CEO of Spamcorp decided to shed his Spammy suit and now he's being robbed apparently. See the bag with the dollar sign? That means he's a bank robber. Also, mister sun who was just an ordinary sun I drew in the clouds so there would be less white space is now the artist who is drawing the sky. And he still hates the world.
Also, BIG GREEN HILL seems to be turned into a neon turtle floating in liquid pig shtinkies. Note how crazed the Banana man is. He's clearly off his gourd, and completely fruity. He can't tell apples from oranges, and I've appearantly run out of fruit-related humor, so let's move on.
"Already fed up with the state of the world, the BP oil spill has proved to be the last straw for Greenpeace; dressed in a banana suit, one of their activists holds the BP Chief-Exec to ransom. Fearing for his life, the CEO suggests that nuking the oil-spill might improve the drastic situation. Meanwhile, the Sun has given up on humanity, and draws clouds to cover the shame that is Planet Earth."
ArpeggiateTHIS' caption turns the banana-related bank robber into an extremist working for Greenpeace. Now Spam-related CEO is no longer spam-related and he's the CEO of BP, and that's not pig feces, it's oil. Now the oil man is suggesting we nuke the well and stop the thing. The happy little sun I drew in the sky has gone from not-even-human-with-no-expression, to shy, to sad, to angry at the world, and now he's become so depressed he's given up on mankind! OH NOES!!!
SHAME ON YOU PLANET EARTH!!! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU DECIDED TO DRAW THE SUN!!!
In Paper Telephoneland, Sun Draws YOU!!!
badoom-boom.
Renata's picture does a good job with the BP executive logo and the greenpeace logo, so that idea should be easily passed along. It's apparent that she's attempting to convey all the information from the previous caption, but it's a little hard to follow unless you know what she's trying to say, in which case it's actually pretty genius. It makes perfect sense. Kudos, Renata. I also like the Xbox that the executive is trapped in. No red ring of death for him, just Xbox hell, and then nuking the oil rig.
In all seriousness it is pretty clear the BP executive's idea is to nuke the well, exclamation point. So yeah, let's see if it translates.
"The peace banana-man saw massive profits involved in a global disaster engineered by the scheming big-wigs at BP who dumped all that oil into the gulf. Indeed, the sun would be shining brightly through the clouds of nuclear winter."
Chaotix' caption turns this 2-year old-turned gangsta baby-turned banana suit wearing bank robbing wierdo-turned greenpeace activist into the "Peace banana man". And so the banana never dies, but it transforms everything else around it. Stupid sun doesn't want to die either! And the atomic explosion/nuclear winter part, which remember, was just a can of silly string, has destroyed the entire world. Silly String, you've done it again!!!
Yaropolk's image appears to be nothing less than the plot of the next blockbuster movie and therefore deserves some badass music to go along with it. James Bond style.
BP executive team of three attempts to control the world by flooding it with oil.
WHO CAN STOP THEM?
Banana man can.
But can he stop the nuclear bombs from falling on Christmas Eve?
This summer,
One man,
One secret agent,
One bandana-wearing banana lover,
Will fight for justice,
And face off against the Triaxis Alliance:
The Oil Cartel,
Nuclear Terrorists,
and a robotic Santa Claus.
Mahatma Gandhi, in his first action movie since returning from the grave, is James Bond IN:
00Banana.
Rated R for strong language, violence, and full frontal banana-related nudity.
"Evilco was having a good year. Share prices had bounced considerably after the company hired a trio of crack environmental saboteurs to destroy the Earth's ecosystem. Sassy she-vixen Serena la Phew got things underway by causing a huge oil slick, whilst the dashing and brilliant Dr. Rod Gently killed off the tree-hugging Eco-Ninjas with a shipment of anthrax-laced bananas, leaving the silver-haired leader, Sir Christopher "Old Money" Harrington, free to start the descent into nuclear winter with a well-placed A-Bomb."
Winston Hughes' caption goes into his usual long-and-creative description mode, which shows that BP is actually not BP, but EVILCO, and those three people you saw weren't oil executives, but indeed a She-Vixen, a "dashing and brilliant" Doctor ROD, and Sir Christopher "Old Money" Harrington.
Also, the bananas have anthrax. And Banana Man is no more!!! 
Myrddraal's picture tells a tale about a man who is upset that Satan's stock is falling. He makes a deal with three evil supervillains, which involves blowing up the Deepwater Horizons oil well, cutting down trees, and poisoning ninjas with rotten bananas. Then Uncle Pennybags plants a bomb and explodes New York City. This causes Satan's stock to rise. HOOORAY!!!
Great picture, Myrdd.
"The evil businessmen were pleased when they found Satan's stock rising, which happened largely through the efforts of some guy with a monocle and a doctor, who spilled oil, made explosions, cut down trees, gave bananas to ninjas, blew up prosperous cities, and flew in helicopters."
Zack's caption tells that same exact tale. 
You break the game because you're so good at saying what happened, and cutting through all the Bovine Droppage. So we will move on.
Joooray's image has turned the monacle guy into a doctor with six hands, (five on one arm) and a crooked arrow for a leg. He makes Neo and Smith very happy; Devil Inc's stock is rising because of 6-handed monacle doctor's evil scheming. There's a.... blue tree and a floating red goldfish, a bomb exploding, and an invisible lumberjack with a war axe, a ninja that kills bananas, and a helicopter flying towards... what seems to be 9/11.
Cue Beefy, to tell the tale as only he can! I am preparing to laugh hysterically....
"Evilness is increasing in the word. As the graph clearly shows it. Its all because of 5 handed doctors fault. With one hand, his crashing red helicopter to buildings, with another, his feeding bananas to ninjas. While his 3 other hands cuts trees, explodes stuff and feeds suspicious sea plants to innocent fishes."
Which is pretty much what the picture says. Beefy, I am disappoint. Can't even count on you to mess up this complicated and very strange image with your English as a second language storytelling. That's perhaps the most easily understood and accurate caption of them all.
Darn you and your epic skills! 
Psychonaut's picture shows Monacle guy with glasses, and he seems less evil and only has 5 arms instead of 6. But he's still feeding bananas to ninjas, cutting down trees, feeding the fish, grabbing helicopters from the sky like King Kong, and picking flowers. The little girl explains with her graph how this makes evilness increase.
Yes, little girl, evilness does increase. Especially with all the flagrant abuse of the No-Letters-In-Your-Pictures rule!!!!
Shame on everyone, especially me.
However, the banana has survived the game, and so therefore there's only one thing left to do.
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