Paper Telephone [EPYC] game - [Concluded]

[Zack]

I just saw the caption, and I am dropping out.

[Joooray]

I just saw the caption, and I am dropping out.

Aww, come on Zack, you can do it!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

I just saw the caption, and I am dropping out.

Hey, Zack, you were kidding right?

Do you need more time, or do you really want to be skipped?

[Zack]

I really want to be skipped.

[Splitpersonality]

I thought the caption I got was bad eek...

[Crazed Rabbit]

I could take Zack's place. That way I could still do an image.

EDIT: Wow, that is a crazy caption. Well this should be interesting...

CR

[Beskar]

I have to be honest. Not seeing what the caption is, nor the pictures doesn't really make this game appealing to me, but I am curious.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

I have to be honest. Not seeing what the caption is, nor the pictures doesn't really make this game appealing to me, but I am curious.

You should join if only to receive the reward of watching what your contribution came from and turned into.

[Joooray]

Yes, Beskar, join us, we want to play with you.

[Death is yonder]

I have a feeling that I spawned this monstrosity

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

I have a feeling that I spawned this monstrosity

That might be the case, given that I received your insane caption

[Crazed Rabbit]

It's done. I don't think I could have made it stranger if I had been on multiple illegal drugs while drawing.

CR

[Double A]

Wait... multiple?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sign ups: (17/20)

Subotan (caption)
Askthepizzaguy (image)
Death is Yonder (caption)
ArpeggiateTHIS (image)
Joooray (caption)
Splitpersonality (image)
Amsel (caption)
Winston Hughes (image)
Renata (caption)
Myrddraal (image)
Yaropolk (caption)
Double A (image)
Diana Abnoba (caption)
Crazed Rabbit (image)
Chaotix (caption)
Skooma Addict (image)
Captain C (caption)<-------- YOUR TURN
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[Skooma Addict]

My pic keeps getting shrunk. Is there any way to prevent this?

[Askthepizzaguy]

My pic keeps getting shrunk. Is there any way to prevent this?

Avoid extreme cold and/or Roseanne Barr in a thong, and you should be good.

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Host the file someplace like photobucket. Or, just send the file to Askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com and I will upload it for you.

[Skooma Addict]

It was Roseanne. Thanks for the tip!

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's what she said. Okay, now I've uploaded your picture, and I'm sending it off to Captain C.

[Double A]

Make sure you PM him on TWC too.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Subotan (caption)

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As turtles multiply and fly through purple skies, the Prince of Pies cries and dies as his many shy wives stab him with knives, whilst the wise goblin of lies fries his ties.

Askthepizzaguy (image)

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Death is Yonder (caption)

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Hearing, the root of everything. Hearing the three koopa paratroop soaring through the sky one time, hearing a film star gushing with admiration for delectable pastries, then hearing him cry when the pastries were stolen, then his death throes as the desperate housewives armed themselves with butcher knives, and cut him to pieces, all smiles. Lastly, the green goblin was caught lying, promptly tied up and roasted to death, screaming.

ArpeggiateTHIS (image)

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Joooray (caption)

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I once heard a story about a flying Koopa Paratroopa and young Bootsy Collins, when he still had a afro. Bootsy was in love with pastries and so he cried a lot when a criminal came and stole it. Shortly after came the evil housekeeper and cut off Bootsies arms. In the end the Green Goblin was burned to death while entangled with a chain of lights, but maybe it was all a lie, because the Green Goblin kept on thinking about a small boy that grew a very long nose.

Splitpersonality (image)

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Amsel (caption)

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Things weren't going well for the Starman: he'd accidentally attached himself to a Koopa; his beloved Scandinavian souvenirs had been stolen; and just five minutes later, an octopus samurai removed one of his appendages.

Winston Hughes (image)

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Renata (caption)

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What we have here is the tragic tale of a sad star who thought rainbows are poop. So he rode a turtle to the Hamburgler, who interrupted his tryst with the Scandinavian polka dancers long enough to direct the sad star to an octopus god who could fix his delusional thinking. But instead the octopus god chopped off one of the star’s rays. Poor sad star.

Myrddraal (image)

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Yaropolk (caption)

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"Rainbows are crap"
Sighed the Star on the tortoise
"Watch out it's a trap!"
Said Hamburglar with purpose
Alas, it's too late,
And the Star lost its glimmer:
His macabre fate
Sealed by Saint Octopus' cleaver

Double A (image)

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Diana Abnoba (caption)

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The Star, disguised as a turtle is thinking rainbows are for s***. This makes him sad. While the hamburgler is thinking he is Ackbar, which makes him happy. When somewhere else the star is sad that the 1/2 man 1/2 octopus, has a clever. Even even though the octopus man is good, he wants to kill the star with the clever, which make the star very sad and hurt.

Crazed Rabbit (image)

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Chaotix (caption)

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In a dimensionally-confused world reminiscent of M.C. Escher's work, an armored, lizard-footed star warrior defends the toilet at the end of the rainbow from an axe-wielding octo-man, while in the distance the McDonalds Hamburglar readies his fleet of spaceships for battle.

Skooma Addict (image)

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Captain C (caption)

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Doc Ock had invented a new portal he thought would take him right to Spiderman's lair, but unfortunatly he miscalculated and ended up in the middle of a battle inside an MC Escher world. The Hamburgler was directing a fleet of Romulan spacecraft in their attack upon an elephant sitting on a flying toilet propelled by rainbows and a samurai frog.

FLAWLESS VICTOLY

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Jon Stewart has no idea what kind of drugs you're all on.

[Romanic]

I am SO glad I didn't participate this time. The starting caption was crazy.

[Yaropolk]

Much respect to CR's drawing abilities.

[Renata]

LOL.

[Death is yonder]

Whoops

I kinda loved how it degenerated into madness from my caption onward

oops

In again please, as either a caption or an image

Jon Stewart has no idea what kind of drugs you're all on.

[Myrddraal]

CR: Out of curiosity, how long did that take you?

"Rainbows are crap"
Sighed the Star on the tortoise
"Watch out it's a trap!"
Said Hamburglar with purpose
Alas, it's too late,
And the Star lost its glimmer:
His macabre fate
Sealed by Saint Octopus' cleaver

Love it!

[Askthepizzaguy]

I know some of you are waiting for my commentary; it is coming. But I had to do an Askthepizzaguy Mafia writeup, check on my Silent Hill game, do some chores around the house....

Working on it now. I'm a busy boy.

[Crazed Rabbit]

CR: Out of curiosity, how long did that take you?

Somewhere between 4 and 8 hours, I'm not sure exactly. And I probably wasn't working at 100% efficiency.

Here's the full size version (1600x1200, Be warned!):

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Man, the captions for this game started out crazy and didn't relent. I think it's neater when the beginning is not quite so crazy and we can see how it evolves from the more mundane into the weird.

CR

[Diana Abnoba]

OMG, LOL, that started off the rails, and just kept spiraling out of control.

[Captain C]

I thought being last in line was bad, but I see that this would have made no sense regardless of where I was in line.

Edit: I like how we had two different spider man villains throughout this story, starting out with the green goblin and then having Doc Ock making sporadic apperances.

[Double A]

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