Murder Manor III- Game thread [Concluded]

[Splitpersonality]

Parlor has two people in it, I'd like the rest of you guys to get there too please.

[TheFlax]

Why is White_Eyes still alive?

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[Winston Hughes]

Do we have a plan that extends beyond "huddle together and wait for the demon to overpower us"?

It strikes me that yet another day spent moving about the place, rather than lynching potential badguys, is playing into the beast's hands (claws?). After all, our host says that this can be played like a normal mafia game, and normal mafia games are won by lynching the bad guys. A game where the town continually pass up the opportunity to lynch is one that the mafia will find it rather too easy to win. So...

vote: Captain Blackadder

Aside from being the demon's favourite puppet, I notice he's the one person still alive who's posted less than me. I'm still suspicious of YLC and Diana, but I've realised that it's rather hypocritical to call for them to be lynched, given that I've complained in the past about quiet people being given an easy ride.

[White_eyes:D]

Why is White_Eyes still alive?

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If you want to know....I am still looking for clues but am finding it more and more unlikely to find anything....I will keep looking though

[Diana Abnoba]

To the earlier question how much light source we have; I have 2 lamps and some candles.

Finally, we will start to lynch someone, I've said this before, this is a mafia game, so we need to start lynching. Vote: Lynch- Captain Blackadder

Does anyone else get the feeling, that this so called, million dollar mission, we are on, really doesn't exists, it is just a ruse, and this game is only to solve the mystery, lynch the bad guy, and survive. Like a regular mafia game. I don't know for sure, just a gut feeling.


@ Methos

What is up, I've asked you several times to post what you learned in your computer searches. I have yet to see these posts.

[Niklas]

I can't help but wonder what good it will do for us to present the light sources in public. How does that matter to us, and won't it help the demon more, to know exactly what it has to overcome?

I'm with the lynch-happy crowd though, we need to start whittling down the list of suspects. And I'll follow Winston in putting my money where my mouth is and lynch an inactive: vote: Captain Blackadder

[Splitpersonality]

I'm telling you guys, if you all just kill yourselves the town will win darnit!

[Beefy187]

I fear I have frightened away all my players, or worse, bored them to death....

Except the ones whos already dead..

[Askthepizzaguy]

End of Day Ten

The ten survivors finally had enough.... and decided that one among them was masquerading as an innocent victim, but was really an inhuman monster. Several of them stepped forward and accused the one known as....

CAPTAIN BLACKADDER!!!

Winston Hughes stepped forward and roared "Let's get him! He's obviously guilty!"

Diana Abnoba concurred. "That's what I've been saying! Why is he even still alive? GOSH!!!"

Niklas stamped his feet and harrumphed. "Time to start killing people...." he muttered. "Killing people is good. It leads to good things. So yes, I'm also in favor of that particular course of action."

Captain Blackadder stood up and shouted in agreement. "GOOD IDEA!!! LET'S GET HIM!!!"

YLC protested a little bit and suggested "I dunno guys. I think we should move and make ourselves nice and safe from, you know, the demon and stuff."

Captain Blackadder turned and looked at him with a puzzled expression. "Why on Earth would we do something as sensible as THAT?"

YLC stared back, a bit flabbergasted. He had no rebuttal.

Captain Blackadder continued. "Come on, gentlemen! Ladies! It's time to kill me, so come and kill me, wheeeeeee!!!"

Captain Blackadder grabbed a chair and placed it in the center of the parlor, and grabbed a power cord and cut it in half, and then began tying his own arms down to the chair. Within just a few moments, he was stuck in the chair, with his arms tied tightly to the armrests. "How did he do that?" YLC asked cautiously. "I am not entirely sure..." White_Eyes commented. TheFlax's lifeless head raised up, and said "Hey! That makes no sense!" and then fell back down, just as lifelessly. Captain Blackadder just whistled cheerfully. "So, how are we going to do this? Wait, wait, I know! Do an exorcism on me, that will be fun!"

Methos shrugged and decided to perform an exorcism, just to see if that did anything. "Can I have a volunteer for the egg-throwing?"

White_Eyes stepped forward and grinned maliciously. "I think you know that I'd be interested in participating in such."

Methos looked around and asked if anyone would like to splash Blackadder with holy water. Secura raised her hand. "I'm not a big fan of payback, but if it is just water, then sure."

Methos began. "Okay guys! You know what to do!"

They all stood around Captain Blackadder and began chanting in Latin. Captain Blackadder just grinned.

Methos snapped his fingers, and Secura came charging into the room, and dumped a bucket of liquid all over Captain Blackadder. Captain Blackadder started laughing.

Methos looked at her puzzlingly. "What was that?"

"All I could find was some leftover motor oil in the lawnmower." Secura said.

"What about the sink? Doesn't water come out of that?" Methos noted.

"Oh yeah. That might have worked." Secura said. "My bad."

"Okay, hit him with the eggs!"

White_Eyes stepped forward and began pelting Captain Blackadder with the eggs. Unfortunately, these eggs were rotten and smelled absolutely terrible. They were black and green on the inside. Blackadder just kept on smiling. But White_Eyes wasn't done. "Open up, Cap'n!" Captain Blackadder opened his mouth, and White_Eyes began stuffing the eggs inside his mouth. Blackadder started gagging, but took it like a trooper. Then, White Eyes took one of the chairs and smashed Blackadder over the back of the head with it, causing him to bite down on the rotten eggs. Somehow, through all the gagging and choking and bleeding, Blackadder still was giggling and shaking with laughter.

"He's not dead yet. I also don't think that any of this would do anything against a demon." White_Eyes said.

"Very well.... what do you suggest?" Methos said.

White_Eyes took out a large blade and sat on Captain Blackadder's lap, facing him. Then he forced Blackadder's head back, exposing his neck. "I promise I'll make it quick!" White_Eyes said. He began to saw through Captain Blackadder's neck, although not very well.

"Whoops, sorry about that." White_Eyes said, as he ended up slipping and cutting Blackadder's jaw instead. "Just a few more inches and you'll be dead, shhh."

Blackadder started screaming in pain, while gagging on the eggs and blood.

"Oh, sorry, that's your collar bone. I'm trying to aim for your jugular vein, quit squirming."

Blackadder started trying to butt heads with White_Eyes, which made White_Eyes a little frustrated, so he punched Blackadder in the nose. But then the chair's legs broke and the two men fell over. White_Eyes landed on his back and Blackadder and the chair landed on top of him, with Blackadder bleeding all over the place and squirming. White_Eyes was trapped.

"Help! Help! He's got me pinned!" White_Eyes pleaded.

The other rolled their eyes and helped get Blackadder off of White_Eyes. "See? He's dangerous. Lucky you had me around to finish him off, he might have hurt someone!" White_Eyes said.

Blackadder started laughing again. "Heh, you can't even kill a man who is tied down and wants to die!"

White_Eyes looked at him with evil eyes, and started storming towards Blackadder. He grabbed another chair and was about to bust Blackadder upside the head with it, but Blackadder ducked, and White_Eyes overextended and fell forward, landing on the ground.

"I meant to do that!" White_Eyes proclaimed.

Blackadder just laughed and laughed. "You've made my final moments very enjoyable, sir. Thank you."

"Glad to be of service" White_Eyes said, sheepishly.



"Oh, for the love of biscuits..." atheotes walked over, grabbed the blade White_Eyes dropped, and decapitated Captain Blackadder in a single swing.

"Good job, my friend! You'll clearly be as good as me one day." said White_Eyes.

Then White_Eyes looked toward the computer screen and addressed the game host. "Hey, didn't you basically steal that joke from the Daggers in the Night game?"

"Yes. But I rather enjoyed it, and felt it would bear repeating." Askthepizzaguy said, as he quickly scurried behind the fourth wall from whence he came.

Captain Blackadder was lynched. He was innocent.

AliVE: (9/17)

atheotes
Diana Abnoba
Secura
Methos
Niklas
Splitpersonality
White_Eyes:D
Winston Hughes
YLC

dEaD: (7/17)

TheFlax (Night Three)
Double A (Night Four)
Renata (Night Five)
Centurion1 (Night Six)
Beefy187 (Night Seven)
Husar (Night Eight)
Captain Blackadder (Day Ten)

WrAtH of tHE dEmOn: (1/17)

Thermal Mercury (Day Seven)





DoNt ForGET to ChECK thE mAP.....

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MAX OCCUPANCY- No more than this number can move to this room.

1- Master Bedroom (6)
2- Master Bathroom (3)
3- Walk in Closet (3)
4- Parlor (5)
5- Kitchen (3)
6- Garage (6)
7- Attic (6)
8- Dining Room (4)
9- Living Room (6)
10- Computer Room (4)
11- Guest Room (5)
12- Guest Bathroom (3)
13- Tool Shed (3)

BEGIN NIGHT TEN.

[Diana Abnoba]

Nooo! Not the chicken dance again! Very funny write up Pizza.

[Secura]

"What about the sink? Doesn't water come out of that?" Methos noted.

"Oh yeah. That might have worked." Secura said. "My bad."

What is it with hosts painting me as a dumb blonde? First Andres in Daggers, now Pizza... :<

Can I ask what we're supposed to be lynching exactly? Are we saying that one of the players is a demon-child thing now? How does one go about lynching the paranormal? :/

[Askthepizzaguy]

End of Day Eleven

The remaining survivors walked over to atheotes, and accused him of being a demon. One of them, Secura, even began prosecuting atheotes with a very well-prepared and thoughtful case. She looked like nothing less than Phoenix Wright.

And THAT, my friends, is why atheotes is guilty!!!

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Secura: But Phoenix Wright was a Defense Attorney, not a prosecutor.

Right, right... well I don't know any famous prosecutors. Don't correct the Narrator! The Narrator is all-knowing and all powerful. I can write you in or out of the story at will!

Secura: I assure you, I'm sufficiently frightened by that. Don't let the bored expression fool you.

Good. Now, she laid out a devastating case, which made atheotes absolutely speechless. He was stunned... almost motionless. In fact, when Secura walked over and touched atheotes, it seemed as though he were already dead.

Secura: Perhaps the shock of being accused is what did it?

No, no I am afraid not. You see, atheotes has been inactive for about two weeks now. I'm afraid he's not only dead, but rotting at this point. I was going to WOG him this round if you had picked someone else.

Secura: Oh. My bad.

In fact, poke him in the face, watch what happens.

Secura: Okay...... *poke* OH MY GOD, HIS HEAD CAME OFF!!!!

Yep. He's really, completely, 100% dead. He's not even pining for the fjords, nor is he tired and shagged out from a long squawk. Bereft of life, he rests in peace, and he's joined the choir invisible.

AND ATHEOTES WAS NO MORE!!!

Dunn dunn dunnnn.......

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He was innocent.

AliVE: (7/17)

Diana Abnoba
Secura
Methos
Niklas
Splitpersonality
Winston Hughes
YLC

dEaD: (9/17)

TheFlax (Night Three)
Double A (Night Four)
Renata (Night Five)
Centurion1 (Night Six)
Beefy187 (Night Seven)
Husar (Night Eight)
Captain Blackadder (Day Ten)
White_Eyes:D (Night Ten)
atheotes (Day Eleven)


WrAtH of tHE dEmOn: (1/17)

Thermal Mercury (Day Seven)





DoNt ForGET to ChECK thE mAP.....

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

MAX OCCUPANCY- No more than this number can move to this room.

1- Master Bedroom (6)
2- Master Bathroom (3)
3- Walk in Closet (3)
4- Parlor (5)
5- Kitchen (3)
6- Garage (6)
7- Attic (6)
8- Dining Room (4)
9- Living Room (6)
10- Computer Room (4)
11- Guest Room (5)
12- Guest Bathroom (3)
13- Tool Shed (3)

BEGIN NIGHT ELEVEN.