Prom Night

[a completely inoffensive name]

Be cool (relaxed), don't drink too much. A good rule of thumb is to drink at about half the speed of everyone else.

Yes, I know you kids aren't allowed to drink over there. I also know you probably will be.

So, trust me when I say that there are few things as unattractive as being blatted when out with your girlfriend.

Don't worry Philip, alcohol is not for me. I've been ignoring peer pressure for 4 years now, so I really don't care if people give me **** over not drinking.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Don't worry Philip, alcohol is not for me. I've been ignoring peer pressure for 4 years now, so I really don't care if people give me **** over not drinking.

Oh, don't get me wrong, a little is a good social lubricant. However, if you don't drink tonight is not the night to start.

Refuse graciously, though.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Well I'm off to get smashed and grind on random girls! Bye!

[Centurion1]

^ thats my boy.