Prom Night

[a completely inoffensive name]

My prom night is tomorrow. Give me suggestions on stuff to do at the dance (dance moves etc...) and I will do it. Or give me advice, either way its a win-win for me.

[pevergreen]

Pop, lock and disregard females, aquire currency.

[ICantSpellDawg]

Get hammered and then get kicked out. Also, complete alienation of your date is a must.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

My prom night is tomorrow. Give me suggestions on stuff to do at the dance (dance moves etc...) and I will do it. Or give me advice, either way its a win-win for me.

Depends on who you're going with.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Sit in a corner with the drunk people. Well that's what I did at least, for our prom-equivalent.

[Centurion1]

i just had mine. dude dancing for us involves standing behind your respective lady and letting them do all the work. there is no skill involved just dont like hump her

Edit: any of you oldtimers remember the days when dancing required real skill.

[pevergreen]

i just had mine. dude dancing for us involves standing behind your respective lady and letting them do all the work. there is no skill involved just dont like hump her

Edit: any of you oldtimers remember the days when dancing required real skill.

I'm 19 and I remember.

[Hax]

Edit: any of you oldtimers remember the days when dancing required real skill.

Yes. You know how to dance a waltz?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

i just had mine. dude dancing for us involves standing behind your respective lady and letting them do all the work. there is no skill involved just dont like hump her

Edit: any of you oldtimers remember the days when dancing required real skill.

Behind?

I tend to want to face the lady in question.

I'll make that my advice.

[Centurion1]

Yes I can waltz I took lessons once.

I'm talking the American grind here gentlemen the staple of our high school repertoire

[Hosakawa Tito]

Don't puke on your date.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Yes I can waltz I took lessons once.

I'm talking the American grind here gentlemen the staple of our high school repertoire

Classy.

[pevergreen]

Classy.

If you see a person under 40 dancing any other way in a normal event (prom, nightclub etc) they are weird.

Thats the social norm. Personally, I hate it.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

If you see a person under 40 dancing any other way in a normal event (prom, nightclub etc) they are weird.

Thats the social norm. Personally, I hate it.

Maybe we're just not quite as bad here, or the girls I know aren't as bad.

*Shrug*

[Ice]

Go with someone fun. If you follow that one rule you will enjoy prom.

[Strike For The South]

Just get hammered and hit on everything with legs

Unless of course you're one of those couples that waited to make it special in which case there is no advice I can give except to rub one out beforehand and wear compression shorts.

Good Luck

[tibilicus]

Maybe we're just not quite as bad here, or the girls I know aren't as bad.

*Shrug*

Nightclubs are pretty awful if your a female here. A women dancing by herself seems to be a cue for a drunk guy to go up and basically grind on her in a way which suggest minor sexual harassment. It's the main reason girls are always found in groups, protection in numbers. Unless their a major whore with no self respect, then they usually welcome such advances.

Then again I guess nightclubs in general are only really fun when your drunk. I mean most people wouldn't consider standing in a crammed room, with the stench of sweat lingering in the air fun unless they were drunk. Even worse, the dreaded nightclub toilet. Those places are a nightmare, at least round here. Full of drug users and excrement, yes, it is as bad as it sounds. One place which is pretty popular in the nearest major city to me actually has a shared male/female toilet. I will never forget that place, and not for the right reasons.

[pevergreen]

Maybe we're just not quite as bad here, or the girls I know aren't as bad.

*Shrug*

Don't take my words on this subject as 100% true, I've never been in a nightclub...

[Rhyfelwyr]

We had to do celeidh (sp?) dancing here.

Which I managed to skillfully avoid by sneaking round the back at lunchtime and then sitting playing Pro Evo on the balcony above the lunch hall while everyone was dancing below. Good times...

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Don't take my words on this subject as 100% true, I've never been in a nightclub...

I remember at 17-18 a girl basically using me like a dancing pole. Wasn't sure how to react, after a moment of enthusiasm I decided it wasn't for me. Today, most girls I know enjoy me flinging them around the dance floor, then reelling them back in and wrapping my arms around them. If you want to be more, ahem, riske you can do it without being obvious.

Just having a girl rub her backside against my groin doesn't appeal at all (at least not in public).

We had to do celeidh (sp?) dancing here.

Which I managed to skillfully avoid by sneaking round the back at lunchtime and then sitting playing Pro Evo on the balcony above the lunch hall while everyone was dancing below. Good times...

You missed out, silly boy. I love the grand reel, trying to time it so you get the girl you want when it stops

[a completely inoffensive name]

Thanks for the ideas guys. I'm going with my girlfriend and I agree with Philip completely about grinding. I really don't like it and I think it is nothing but a way for teenagers to stick it to the school by rubbing each other through clothes in a mass orgy. Not for me.

But then again, I think the majority went with getting smashed and Strike has so much experience I can't not do what he says. No this isn't supposed to be a "special" night.

Keep the ideas coming, im not leaving for another 2.5 hours or so.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Thanks for the ideas guys. I'm going with my girlfriend and I agree with Philip completely about grinding. I really don't like it and I think it is nothing but a way for teenagers to stick it to the school by rubbing each other through clothes in a mass orgy. Not for me.

But then again, I think the majority went with getting smashed and Strike has so much experience I can't not do what he says. No this isn't supposed to be a "special" night.

Keep the ideas coming, im not leaving for another 2.5 hours or so.

Be cool (relaxed), don't drink too much. A good rule of thumb is to drink at about half the speed of everyone else.

Yes, I know you kids aren't allowed to drink over there. I also know you probably will be.

So, trust me when I say that there are few things as unattractive as being blatted when out with your girlfriend.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Be cool (relaxed), don't drink too much. A good rule of thumb is to drink at about half the speed of everyone else.

Yes, I know you kids aren't allowed to drink over there. I also know you probably will be.

So, trust me when I say that there are few things as unattractive as being blatted when out with your girlfriend.

Don't worry Philip, alcohol is not for me. I've been ignoring peer pressure for 4 years now, so I really don't care if people give me **** over not drinking.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Don't worry Philip, alcohol is not for me. I've been ignoring peer pressure for 4 years now, so I really don't care if people give me **** over not drinking.

Oh, don't get me wrong, a little is a good social lubricant. However, if you don't drink tonight is not the night to start.

Refuse graciously, though.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Well I'm off to get smashed and grind on random girls! Bye!

[Centurion1]

^ thats my boy.

[naut]

One place which is pretty popular in the nearest major city to me actually has a shared male/female toilet. I will never forget that place, and not for the right reasons.

Argh. I hate places like that. It just ends up a mess.

[Hooahguy]

Argh. I hate places like that. It just ends up a mess.

really? i would think that places like that would be awesome.

[naut]

really? i would think that places like that would be awesome.

No. Not really. What they usually are is a bunch of shared cubicles and shared wash basin space. But, as there are either no or limited urinal space it ends up being urine central, with it all over the place.

[Hooahguy]

ah. i thought it would be like making-out central or something.