Guys, guys you've all got it wrong. Following on the back of the propaganda that octo-squids are slow coaches, (yeah right!), they've unleashed the first wave of attack.

Penquins.

If out on ones contitutional, one finds oneself confronted by a group of vicious, heavily armed penquins. Then all I can say is that it's too late pal. You should have made a will.

Beware the penquins.