Night 12 - Conclusion
"Wake up!"
The earth started trembling.
"Wake up, slave!"
Crawling hands. Suddenly, a hole and a body holding its' head in its' hands appeared, surrounded by the smell of rotten pepperoni pizza.
"So, you wanted to be a master, eh?"
The remnants of Askthepizzaguy put its' head on its' shoulders and it started to fanatically nod; his lips forming the word "yes!" over and over again.
"You want to be vampire master?"
Askthepizzaguy started to fanatically jump up and down (illustration ->) until his head fell of. He quickly grabbed it and started to jump again, the head in his hands forming the word "please!" over and over again.
The creature sitting on a rock opposite him started to laugh.
Pizza's head smiled. The decent lipreader could see what he was saying. "Oh! I'm going to be master! Me so happy!" and again, he jumped up and down ()
The creature stopped laughing.
"No! You're nothing more than a corpse! And you'll obey my orders, slave! Now put that head back on your shoulders, for starters!"
Pizza stopped jumping, a sad expression on his face, but the body obeyed.
"Good, listen very carefully."
***
Double A was sitting in his room, reading letters from the home front.
Single A was doing fine, his mom wrote. Triple A was missing his brother and his exams didn't go too well, but his other brother, Quadrupel A had exciting news: he was going to be a father. The child would be called One Fourth A.
Excited with the news that the A family was growing, Double A forgot all precautions, grabbed his cloak and went outside.
Walking down the streets of Granada, he was looking for a discoteca, because he had something to celebrate!
Suddenly, he saw a sign: AA.
He started shaking his head. No, he couldn't do this. He had promised he'd never touch alcohol again. There was a reason he was called Double A. Ashamed with himself, he turned and went back to the hotel room.
While he was very busy being angry with himself for his lack of self-discipline, he didn't notice the dark figure behind him until the wooden club hit him on the back of the head. A quick blow with a sharp sword ended his life.
***
spL1tp3r50naL1ty was writing in his diary when he heard somebody knocking on the door.
"Who's there?"
No reply.
"Why don't you just get your lazymoving and open the door."
"Because we're not supposed to open the door!"
"Wuss!"
"Leave me alone."
"Open the door or I'll open the door myself."
"No you won't."
"Oh no? Look at me, I'm standing up and..."
spL1tp3r50naL1ty punched himself in the face.
"Ouch! Why did you do that?"
"You won't go open that door."
"Oh yes, I will!"
spL1tp3r50naL1ty punched himself a few more times in the face.
"Do you hear me know?"
"No, I didn't quiet catch that, split."
spL1tp3r50naL1ty punched himself in the face again.
"Still not getting it."
A few more punches.
"Ok. I got it."
As soon as spL1tp3r50naL1ty was done punching himself, the knocking started again.
A small note was being pushed under the door.
spL1tp3r50naL1ty picked up the note. It said "Pepperoni pizza for you!"
"Oh! Pizza! I love Pizza! I'm so happy they picked me! Pizza! It's been ages since I had pizza! I'm so grateful, mister Pizzaguy, for picking me!"
Enthusiastically, spL1t and p3r50naL1ty opened the door with a big smile.
They stood eye in eye with the walking corpse of Askthepizzaguy.
"But, but, you're..."
Two hands on spL1tp3r50naL1ty's throat started to strangle him. The hands tightened their grip and within seconds, spL1tp3r50naL1ty's neck was broken.
Immediately, Pizza's body evaporated and only dust and ashes remained...
***
Day 13
Diamondeye and Kagemusha entered the courtyard.
The Naib was waiting and stared at them, utterly confused.
"Is that all?"
Both men looked back at here, a grim expression on their faces.
Diana Abnoba felt uncomfortable.
"We'll have to chose a new Naib, today."
Both men stood in the shadow, staring back at the Naib. They clearly didn't trust her.
With an uneasy feeling, Diana went over to her chair, to open the proceedings. The two other remaining daggers took a seat as well.
The three looked at each other. There was no trust and it felt like blood could be spilled any minute.
It was in this deadly silence that the day started...
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Alive (3)
1. Diana Abnoba
2. Kagemusha
3. DiamondEye
Killed (25)
autolycus
Yaropolk
Chaotix
Centurion1
Ibn-Khaldun
Psychonaut
Sasaki Kojiro
Yaseikhaan
Peasant Phill
Death is yonder
YLC
Secura
Captain Blackadder
GreyBlades
Niklas
TinCow
Kukrikhan
Renata
Choxorn
Jolt
TheFlax
Beefy187
pevergreen
Double A
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Lynched (11)
Csargo
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
GeneralHankerchief
White_Eyes:D
Romanic
atheotes
Beskar
The Stranger
Scienter
Methos
WoG (1)
AVSM
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