Pirates, Russia, Somalia...Politics....

[Pannonian]

Or else let me speak to your navy. I bet I can convince him.

Corrected.

[Kadagar_AV]

Enough jokes about the swiss navy...

Of course there is Swiss Navy!!



They have pretty wierd recruitment posters though.

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About the PIRATES, why is it so hard to make an international law against this?

[Beskar]

The Swiss actually do have a navy. It is a couple of tugboats on Lake Geneva.

[Centurion1]

austria has a navy as well according to my daddy's big old book of navies.

this is absolutely hilarious now tha ti think of it.

Russian Captain: We let you go
Somalia: (stupid european im just going to buy another ak)
Russian Captain: With no navagation gear and all of you on a dinghy.
Somalian: Awwwwwww ****

all in a russian accent of course.

that being said if we really wanna get rid of these problems we need to get international patrols and we need to arm civilian ships.

not like the somalian navy can defend the red sea....... with all two of their jetskis

I thought you were pro-life?

i tohught you were pro-choice. you should be ecstatic they got an option, get in the dinghy or face mother russias wrath.