Beefdom will rise once more [Concluded]

[Pinman]

Elect: ATPG - while there may be stronger balls out there, his are the only balls I have personal experience with.

No idea who to lynch. Vote: No Lynch

[Beskar]

The Order of Albion will support Duke Nukem Subotan to the post of consul.

I was convinced of his campaign promise:
"I am here to kick Beefdom rebellion behind and chew bubblegum, I am all outta gum."

Consul: Subotan

As there are words of connections of the rebellion to our esteemed council, I am not convinced as each and everyone of us, stands here today.

Vote: No Lynch

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Elect: Subotan. His rationality will guide us in such grave times as these.

Vote: No Lynch How can we jump to stark conclusions without trace of a renegade?

[Methos]

Elect: ATPG ... his are the only balls I have personal experience with.

On second thought, I don't want to know...

Elect: Methos
Vote: No Lynch

[Askthepizzaguy]

Elect: ATPG - while there may be stronger balls out there, his are the only balls I have personal experience with.

No idea who to lynch. Vote: No Lynch

Elect: ATPG

his balls are made of tungsten...

Oh stop. You guys talk about my balls more than I do.

*AHEM*

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Oh well I've got the type of balls who will never quiet down
Wherever I may go you know you'll hear the clanking sound
I shine em and I polish em cause they are my claim to fame
People hug em and they squeeze em and they dont even know my name
They call me diamond junk yeah diamond junk
They're both so round, so round, so round

Oh well theres platinum on my left and theres gold on my right
And Tungsten is the metal that they'll be made a-with tonight
And when people ask me which one I love the best
I drop down a-my pants and I got diamonds where I'm undressed
Cause Im diamond junk yeah diamond junk
They're both so round, so round, so round

Oh well I roam from game to game
I do things that are really strange
Risky things that seem deranged
With my two balls a-shining I'll be going everywhere

Im the type of guy that likes to make them look divine
I go to bowling alleys, and ask them for a shine.
And when I find myself wanting to break all the rules
I drop down those pants of mine and show off the family jewels
Yeah Im diamond junk yeah diamond junk
They're both so round, so round, so round

Oh yeah Im the type of guy that likes to fight for town
But when I'm mafia well I love to bring it down
And if this silly boasting makes you all want to hurl
Just wait until you see the pair that's made entirely out of pearl
Yeah cause Im diamond junk yeah diamond junk
They're both so round, so round, so round
Cause Im a pizzaguy yeah askthepizzaguy
They're both so round, so round, so round...

[atheotes]

Elect: atheotes - because no one can understand my name and i have never been elected to be anything
Vote: No Lynch

[autolycus]

Sorry pizzaguy, I just don't feel like a Khan makes a good consul for the Holy Beefy Empire
With no leads, I do agree that we should stick with vote:No Lynch

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

^ A doppelganger? Sheikh Al-A-This will take arms against any infidel who dares to tarnish his great image!

[ULC]

Please, people of the Holy Bovine Empire, do not cast your vote upon a man who's campaign is built upon empty promises and smoke and mirrors. The position of Consul is one of great responsibility, and requires one to think of your fellow man, and not abuse the position for ones own personal gain.

I vow as the successor to Lacy to present a transparent leadership that is focused on aiding the various peoples within the Holy Bovine Empire - that includes all of you here present today.

[Beskar]

Please, people of the Holy Bovine Empire, do not cast your vote upon a man who's campaign is built upon empty promises and smoke and mirrors. The position of Consul is one of great responsibility, and requires one to think of your fellow man, and not abuse the position for ones own personal gain.

I vow as the successor to Lacy to present a transparent leadership that is focused on aiding the various peoples within the Holy Bovine Empire - that includes all of you here present today.

You speak words of selflessness, but only act in your own interest.