Beefdom will rise once more [Concluded]

[TheFlax]

Absolutely no offense is meant by this, but don't tell me what I associate. I understand that not all roleplayers, or people who roleplay even infrequently do these things.

I am simply saying, that this seems to be ATPG's personal style, and I don't think we should ask him to change who he is because we don't like it.

(Alright, I assumed too much in reading your post, sorry. ATPG can play as he wants, his was funny in his usual fashion, I just don't see how everyone else reaction was unjustified, to me it is very justified. Especially since I never asked him to change his style or to roleplay.)

[Romanic]

*Lord Sausage bangs his fist on the table hard*

Enough with the nonsense! Our consuls made a good job last night protecting twelve (yes twelve!) of us with a good strategy, and now I am hearing talks about lynching one of them? The source of these rebellious thoughts must be the Beefdom itself. Let's see who started all this...

*Lord Sausage looks at some papers in front of him*

Ah... Ah-ha!!! I've found the enemy! But, it's my good friend Stefan Vi Brittania :(

This received much criticism; most notable was Duke of Puce (autolycus) and Stefan vi Britannia (Beskar), the Khan promised to change his ways, and adopted a strategy given to him by Stefan for the consuls to protect the council members. However, during this strategy, he purposefully did not protect Duke of Puce and Stefan, who ended up getting attacked. Stefan only survived because of the Maheerni acting out of Pizza’s orders. It doesn’t take much to realise Khaan Pizza did this deliberately.

How sure are you about this Stefan? I also spoke about strategic protection with Khaan Pizzaguy, and he preferred to keep his moves secret so that the Beefdom couldn't get any idea. To be blunt, I am having a hard time believing your claims. Pizzaguy would not reveal these orders to you when he knows your wife like to listen at the doors. If you died, she would have told every one of us about this and he could have been lynched for it.

It's a mistake to lynch our Consul at this time. I will register my protest like this:

vote: Beskar

[Askthepizzaguy]

@Beefy-

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

RP information- The khan's self-vote indicates a seppuku. Honorable suicide before being hanged by these lowly peasants!

[Death is yonder]

Lord Dimitri is most displeased that all this action has occurred when he was asleep.

I understand that with the two Consul's voting for the Khaan, my vote has now become worthless. Nevertheless, I shall,

Unvote: Chaotix
Vote: ATPG

I will not stand to have a last minute vote change followed by a night of chaos. I am indeed sad that the Khaan has drastically reversed his mentality, and I am thoroughly confused as to the motives of Lord Sausage of voting Stefani. You may protest the reasons for voting the Khaan, but instead you vote Stefani who is practically confirmed innocent? You would rather sacrifice a confirmed innocent on the very basis that the Khaan has been attempting to do good work?

Earlier I have already stated that while I admire the Khaan's efforts, like the Chaos Knight, night actions do not prove much, other than being attacked by the renegades and surviving. The flaw in your reasoning is evident Lord Sausage. Have you just overplayed your hand and revealed your allegiance to the empire of Beefdom?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Deepest apologies if this was truly just trying to have fun, but there's always other ways instead of trying to kill off the the night kill survivor with a massive voting block due to your Consul power

[Askthepizzaguy]

OOC: Was an In-Character, Roleplay-based, JOKE VOTE. I even told Beskar I'd reverse it if he just played along. I'd rather stay in-character than reverse my vote.

IC: You vile dogs have no honor anyway.

[Romanic]

I will not stand to have a last minute vote change followed by a night of chaos. I am indeed sad that the Khaan has drastically reversed his mentality, and I am thoroughly confused as to the motives of Lord Sausage of voting Stefani. You may protest the reasons for voting the Khaan, but instead you vote Stefani who is practically confirmed innocent? You would rather sacrifice a confirmed innocent on the very basis that the Khaan has been attempting to do good work?

Lord Dimitri, be careful with your assumptions, the Beefdom is cunning and will defeat us if we don't pay attention. Stefan being attacked does not make him innocent, it could be a fake attack by the Beefdom, destined to make us believe that Stefan is on our side. This scenario makes even more sense if his Beefdom associate is Sergeant pevergreen or Lord Warman because with 0 army that's all they can do, a failing attack.

I am not saying Stefan vi Britannia is a Beefdom member, what I'm saying is:

Be alert, treachery is everywhere!

[pevergreen]

pevergreen stands up

THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL SOUND LIKE


HURRRRRR

[Beefy187]

*Yu Chang wakes up and looks around the council room.
He brushes his eyes and asks the very kind council member next to him...

"Could you tell me the current tally for me? I have to go shop some groceries.."
Council member blinked a couple times and gave him a weird look... But told Beefy the current tally anyway.

"Its...."

(Insert tally here)

[Beefy187]

But then that kind fellow next to him looked away and started to stare at those birds..
So Yu Chang sighed.... After watching his favourite soccer team "Team Japan" lose against Ivory Coast, he finally decided to count up and do the tally.

Tally was

Army

YLC (Romanic)
Beskar (Beskar, YLC, DIY, ArpeggiateTHIS, TheFlax, Chaotix)
Split (Split,)
ArpeggiateTHIS (Subot)
Pinmann (Pinmann)
pevergreen (ATPG,Double A)

Lynch

Chaotix (Flax, DiY)
DiY (Chaotix)
Psychonaut (Subotan)
Beskar (Romanic)
ATPG (Beskar, Subotan, ATPG, DIY)

So Yu Chang stood up and called it a day.

"Consuls! And other fellow members of this council. We have came to conclusion that both the motions are not to be passed (Correct me if I'm wrong.. forgot to do the tally for those), and that Army of North Puce will go to Beskar.

We would also like to execute Askthepizzaguy for his tyrannical behavior. Not fit for a man who is supposed to be Consul."

ATPG stood up and replied.

"Fools! You will not lynch me! Because I am the invisible Khanate! Rawr!!"

Despite the pathetic rawr, few of the council members shook in fear and started to defend the Khanate.
"His right! He doesn't deserve to be lynched!"
"Don't leave us Pizzaguy!!"

But those who pressed hard to lynch him, like Stefan Vi Brittania, Duke Nukem Von Subotan and Maharani Meera of Suiriene silenced the crowd.

"Majority has decided that Pizzaguy should be lynched. And look! Pizzaguy voted for him self!"

So the lynch squad advanced forward, ignoring the supporters plead.

Khaan Pizzaguy started whispering something rather familiar.
"It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell"

That certainly got the lynch squads thinking.. That gave few seconds for Pizzaguy to draw his sword.

"Harakiri!!" Shouted pizzaguy, thrusting his curved sword deep in his stomach. Drawing across it, then attempting to go for the heart.
But before getting there, he died.

This was rather shocking sight for some of the members. But they are rulers after all. They quickly pulled them selves together and started to head back to their own region.

"Good luck" said Yu Chang to every one as they left. "You'll need it"


Killed
Lord Stranger "pever slayer" I of the mountain of Spamdoom (The Stranger)
Imperator Maellrick of the Latinate Peoples (Centurion1)
Viscount of Eastern North Puce, Fernand Arsenic (Autolycus)

Lynched
Khaan Pizzaguy of the Hungry Khaanate (Askthepizzaguy)

Faction Strength

6 Army Strength (6 votes)
Duke Nukem Von Subotan (Subotan)- Consulate

2 Army strengths
Stefan vi Britannia; Order of Albion (Beskar)
Legate Casimir of the Yonder Commonwealth (YLC)

1 Army Strength (1 vote)
Sheikh Al-A- This of the Great Sands (ArpeggiateThis)
Maharani Meera of Suiriene (TheFlax)
Lord Sausage of the HotDog Kingdom (Romanic)
Methos
Lord Dimitri of the order of the Chickens (Death is Yonder)
Lord Blackadder of Buranda (Captain Blackadder)
Robert Blake of the "tower" (Double A)
Spl1tp3r50nal1ty
Maduraiyin Naathigan (atheotes)
Pinman
Chaos Knight (Chaotix)
Cosme Etxeberria de Gasteiz y Bilbao. (Psychonaut)

0 Army Strength (Killed if attack. Can't vote)
Sergeant pevergreen of the pever brigade of pevertopia (pevergreen)
Warman


Start Night 3! Sorry about the long day

[Secura]

How come y'all lynched Pizza?

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

How come y'all lynched Pizza?

Didn't particularly fancy aligning myself to the "oven-heated" Pizza. Sheikh Al-A preferred him to be level-headed; anybody who'd said otherwise probably wanted to disrupt his plans and allow mafia more room to breathe.

[Beskar]

How come y'all lynched Pizza?

It was already argued.

[Splitpersonality]

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid lynch.

[Death is yonder]

No one has obliged Beefy's request?

Sorry Beefster, this is what I get for opening a page and going off for dinner and a short game, then finally seeing your request, worked on it, then previewed the post, and saw the update already came!

Anyhow here's the proper tally. Bolded and underlined means that the numbers are technically the proper votes. Bolded and italicized means the dominating vote.

Tally:
Chaotix: 1(TheFlax)
DiY: 1(Chaotix,
No Lynch: 7(ATPG)
ATPG: 9(Beskar, Subotan, ArpeggiateTHIS, DiY)
Beskar: 1(Romanic)


Armies of Lord Puce:
YLC: 1(Romanic)
Beskar: 6(Beskar, YLC, DiY, ArpeggiateTHIS, TheFlax, Chaotix)
pevergreen: 3(pevergreen, ATPG, Double A)
Split: 1(Split)
ArpeggiateTHIS: 1(Subotan)
Pinman: 1(Pinman)

Motion Vote:
Yes: 7(Split, Beskar, Pinman, ArpeggiateTHIS, TheFlax, DiY, Psychonaut)
No: 9(Romanic, Double A, Subotan, YLC)
Abstain: (ATPG)

Invalid Votes:
No.1: ArpeggiateTHIS's invalid vote for the motion, without unvoting, therefore his previous vote shall be counted.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...=1#post2500007

No.2: ATPG's invalid vote for Beskar, did not unvote from his previous stand of No Lynch

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...=1#post2500503

No.3: ATPG unvotes his invalid vote, up to beefy if you want to just take it as a general unvote and then self vote, if not ATPG is technically still voting no lynch

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...=1#post2500810

Edit: Editted for errors, the motion vote did not pass because due to the lack of the motion being passed yet, Consul Subotan's 6 votes had more weight.

[Subotan]

I shall try to protect those who I think are the most vulnerable. However, I do have a limited number of armies, and I will not be able to protect some of you. Obviously, I can't reveal who I am protecting, but PM me if you feel that either you or someone else is in imminent danger.

[Double A]

How come y'all lynched Pizza?

Because "hilarious joke" and "mafia games" don't mix.

[Romanic]

This lynch was most disturbing, the Beefdom is raising in power, I can feel it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid lynch.

6/4/2010 4:03:36 PM Beskar ATPG Though you might not have realised it, you basically killed yourself. You was that strong, all you had to do was vote for some one who already has a vote on them, then convince one person to join you
6/4/2010 4:04:48 PM ATPG Beskar The person in question was you
6/4/2010 4:04:53 PM ATPG Beskar I wasn't going to vote for you
6/4/2010 4:05:00 PM ATPG Beskar I figured you really were prob innocent
6/4/2010 4:05:17 PM ATPG Beskar Romanic voted for you
6/4/2010 4:05:20 PM ATPG Beskar I could have voted you
6/4/2010 4:05:24 PM ATPG Beskar and that would have been a tie
6/4/2010 4:05:26 PM ATPG Beskar So yeah
6/4/2010 4:05:29 PM ATPG Beskar I could have done that
6/4/2010 4:05:37 PM ATPG Beskar but it would have made me look guilty
6/4/2010 4:05:51 PM ATPG Beskar even if I succeeded you would have died.

And then you guys would have figured I was guilty

Beskar would be dead, then me shortly thereafter. So better for me to take the bullet since Subotan wanted me dead anyway.

Bad move Subo.


PROTECT BESKAR

[Beefy187]

I love you DiY

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

What? My motion vote was invalid? Then what would a valid vote look like?

"Unvote; Motion Vote: No"

I apologise, I am still relatively new to mafia games. Tell me if the above is correct so that I can make your lives easier.

EDIT: Romanic, I can actually taste less beef, more chicken at this moment in time. I, for one, was not prepared to stand by as one of our Consuls went beserk.

[Romanic]

What? My motion vote was invalid? Then what would a valid vote look like?

"Unvote; Motion Vote: No"

I apologise, I am still relatively new to mafia games. Tell me if the above is correct so that I can make your lives easier.

EDIT: Romanic, I can actually taste less beef, more chicken at this moment in time. I, for one, was not prepared to stand by as one of our Consuls went beserk.

*slaps Sheikh Al-A- This* We're at night, it's too late to fix your vote.

We didn't know what Khaan Pizzaguy had in mind for tonight. Some of you were quick to pull the trigger on him but he may not have planned to attack innocents. What people say and what they do are two different things.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

*slaps Sheikh Al-A- This* We're at night, it's too late to fix your vote.

I was asking for guidance on how to correct a vote in future, not trying to amend it. Besides, my vote wouldn't have made a difference.

[TheFlax]

I love you DiY

Say it isn't so.

[Romanic]

I was asking for guidance on how to correct a vote in future, not trying to amend it. Besides, my vote wouldn't have made a difference.

My apologies Sheikh Al-A- This, I read your missive too quickly.

Your unvoting syntax was correct.

[Beefy187]

Say it isn't so.

As a friend
His a good friend.

[pevergreen]

So the ranking is

TheFlax
everyone else?

What about the good times Beefy? What about the memories?

[Beefy187]

Stop bullying the host everyone! Host has a feeling too

[Double A]

Stop bullying the host everyone! Host has a feeling too

Does Beef Monster need a hug?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Well the most you'll get out of me is a burger and a smiley.

[pevergreen]

Host has a feeling too

More than a feeling.

[Beefy187]

Sorry I was planning to do the write ups today, but I got really sick.

At one point, I had a temperature of 38.9, but managed to get it down to 37.4 now.
I'll see if I can get the write ups done by tuesday.