I'm drinking a beer before noon

[A Nerd]

I went thru a binge drinking phase not too long ago. As soon as the package store opened (10 AM) I was there to stock up and begin my trek to black-outedness. If I had some in the house I began as early as 7:45 AM. I was indeed an alcoholic. I worked nights, but at the time, had I not been working, it wouldn't have mattered what time it was, as long as I could get drunk. Don't miss it now I must say, save for that glorious sangria buzz (good homemade sangria, not the crap you get in the package store) I would get at some of the finer Mexican restaurants. Just straight iced tea for me now, and I much prefer it that way. If I get crazy I might add half a lime or a bag of mint tea to the brew however.

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Not a good sign this young. I'm guessing you're alone too?

Alchohol keeps you company, but a woman is better.