I'm drinking a beer before noon

[Centurion1]

Don't worry until you use vodka as a substitute for Listerine and your cough syrup begins to appeal to you in mass quanities

[A Nerd]

I attended AA briefly and there was this one fellow that told his story and within his story he noted how to hide his dependency on alcohol (mainly to himself), he would drink Listerine in order to become intoxicated. Never tried it myself, I would just avoid any oral care at all when drunk.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Don't worry until you use vodka as a substitute for Listerine and your cough syrup begins to appeal to you in mass quanities

I'm more an anti-freeze kind of guy.