Worst injuries?

[Azathoth]

Jesus, all that ever happened to me was a hairline fracture in my right ring finger.

I guess I'm just coddled.

[Peasant Phill]

I broke my chin when I was 2 years old. My parents were taking out the old kitchen for a new one and I pulled myself up on the oven/stove. It fell on me and I had to eat through a straw for a few months. Not that I remember anything about it but I still cary the scar. My teeth are also somewhat crooked because of it.

Last year I chopped a it of my left index finger while chopping some fire wood. They sewed it back on in the emergency room so I no problems there. It was quite funny that the doctor was rambling about the chainsaw massacre movie while working on my finger. That and I heard a nurse talking about someone loosing a finger when I was waiting for the doctor.