Ancient Jokes

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[plutoboyz]

here, some old Kabayan joke from Pasunda. hope its funny.

one day, Kabayan was crying one the roadside

person: Why do you cry here?
Kabayan: stupid! I'll be roadkill victim if I cry on the road!
Person: no. I mean, why do you cry?
Kabayan: I lost my money.
Person: Where?
Kabayan: I don't know.
Person: Why?
Kabayan: Because I haven't lost my money?
Person: so why do you cry?
Kabayan: so, when I lost my money I don't need to cry again.

moral values: we must be ready for every condition. we don't know what would happen in future.

another one

one morning, Kabayan running on the street.

Kabayan: Ah... sh**!
person: what happen?
Kabayan: look! downhill road.
Person: why? aren't it good?
Kabayan: because after a downhill road, there would be uphill road...

Moral values: after happiness there would be Suffer and vice versa.