Urinal technique

**A Nerd** · 06-03-2010, 21:29

So nobody tries trick shots? Trying to hit both sides at once or making a drawing in the paper that was left in the urinal.
There is always the contest to see who can urinate the highest (I believe pandas do this to).
I also have a friend who tried to 'draw' a circle on the road every chance he got.

If you gotta go, you might as well have fun!

**Beskar** · 06-03-2010, 21:36

You aim at the fly.

However, this is what [forum member] gets up too.

**ajaxfetish** · 06-04-2010, 02:18

Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

I hope to see a nice sink/toilet hybrid as an alternative for peeing needs be offered soon.

Aren't you European, Reenk? I thought you guys already had this covered.

Ajax

**A Nerd** · 06-04-2010, 02:41

Talk about ecological! The greenest toilet I've ever seen! Makes me want to hold it until I find one of those!

**Beskar** · 06-04-2010, 12:48

They are not a sink/toliet hybrids, it is a bottom washer. It is for washing your backside after you done a number 2.

**A Nerd** · 06-04-2010, 14:10

Oops!

I guess I was being to enthusiastic!

I thought those types of things had been around for years? Excuse the spelling but a bidae or something like that?

**ajaxfetish** · 06-04-2010, 18:40

Originally Posted by A Nerd

Oops!

I guess I was being to enthusiastic!

I thought those types of things had been around for years? Excuse the spelling but a bidae or something like that?

A bidet indeed. And the most confusing piece of hardware to come across in a hotel bathroom. I'm still at a complete loss as to how the thing's supposed to be operated. So much for yankee ingenuity.

Ajax

**Reenk Roink** · 06-04-2010, 19:57

Ok, when I saw that for the first time I actually did think it was the peeing sink hybrid or just a sink shaped like a toilet.

In my defense I have heard of bidets before...

**Beskar** · 06-04-2010, 23:27

Originally Posted by ajaxfetish

A bidet indeed. And the most confusing piece of hardware to come across in a hotel bathroom. I'm still at a complete loss as to how the thing's supposed to be operated. So much for yankee ingenuity.

You sit on then, then use your hand with soap to wash the inner-buttocks and gentiallia.

Sort of like a bum-bath.

**ajaxfetish** · 06-05-2010, 05:38

Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

Ok, when I saw that for the first time I actually did think it was the peeing sink hybrid or just a sink shaped like a toilet.

Yeah, I honestly can't imagine the forbidden union of a toilet and a sink resulting in anything other than a bidet. The first time I came across one, I spent the rest of the afternoon trying to decide whether it was a toilet or a sink, and whether it was safe either to piss in it or wash my hands. (please tell me I'm not the only one here who can gaze at a bathroom fixture for hours in existential contemplation?)

Ajax