Jesus Guys,

You all sound like the ex-wife at times Gimme a break ...

I once remember Billy Connelly (one of my hero's/role models) say in an interview "I am British 1st and Scottish 2nd)". Well said Billy

So, I am a Brit working and living in the Netherlands (for many years). Therefore, just for the record, and in this order -

- I am British 1st (MOST IMPORTANT&#33
- I am English 2nd
- I am Netherlands 3rd (for family reasons)
- I am "Europeon" 4th (whatever the f**k that means&#33

Hope that's clears the air

So, if I say something that appears downright weird or even mildly offensive, please "play it by ear", don't "get your knickers in a twist", consider it to be "British humour", and accept it as posted by myself "tongue in cheek" ... and if you don't share the same 'order of nationality' as I, and therefore hav'nt a clue what I'm talking about, well ...

... I don't care a damn

The Scot's mod will arrive ... if only for Billy