My first real ban!

[Lemur]

I'm really worried... I only have 4 but I hear the average is 6... my gf always makes fun of me because of it.

Based on this sentence alone, you have won the internet for the day.

And on-topic, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who was ever made a mod while still carrying a warning point. Whether that's a plus or a minus depends on your perspective.

I sexually intimidated the admins wive.

If you think you can handle Mrs. Lemur you're free to try, but she's a tough mama. Personally, I think she'll crack you like a walnut.