The Great Tofurkey
Watch out this September for the Great Tofurkey! Every year he comes down from the sky and gives passes out malnutrition related sicknesses to all the good little vegetarians! This year, be the most sincere vegetarian of all, and the Great Tofurkey will visit you!
Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
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Sir, are you insulting my deeply sincere beliefs? Because if you are, I will tell the Great Tofurkey that you have been bad, and then you will have to eat Hardees burgers for the rest of your life! (you wouldn't mind telling him that I have been bad as well, would you?)eh
Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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Will the Great Tofurkey leave me some hot and sour soup? Perhaps deep fried tofu?! Prepared coorectly it's great stuff!
Edit: Other gifts from great Tofurkey:
Chocolate pie with tofu and chocolate chip base is quite yummy
Vegan cheese cake, good but needed fruit and whip cream, something added to tofu base when mixed before topped would be welcome as well.
He gave me recipies in years past, I know everyone would like a copy!
Last edited by A Nerd; 06-13-2010 at 18:08.
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Yes, of course, but in return, he will drain your body of essential amino acids! Such is the way of the Great Tofurkey! All hail the Great Tofurkey!
Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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Great tofurkey provides pleasured pallet though, he is not rigid vegetarian either, just a cosmopolitan gourmet!
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