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    Default The Texas/Al-Qaeda Connection

    http://houston.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/p...0/ho060310.htm

    HOUSTON—A federal grand jury in U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Texas returned an indictment today charging Barry Walter Bujol, Jr., with attempting to provide material support to a designated terrorist organization and aggravated identity theft, U.S. Attorney José Angel Moreno and FBI Houston Special Agent in Charge Richard C. Powers announced today.
    I've long suspected that Texas was working for the enemy. Not only does it serve as an infiltration point for individuals wishing to subvert our sovereignty, it also provides weapons to Mexican drug cartels.

    So, is it time for the U.S. to declare war on Texas?


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    Default Re: The Texas/Al-Qaeda Connection

    Its unfortunate that the plans of Texas has been revealed.Anyway it is too late for the yankees to react.It is time to subjugate the USA under the first Texana Empire!
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    Default Re: The Texas/Al-Qaeda Connection

    An indictment is merely a formal accusation of criminal conduct, not evidence. A defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty in a court of law.
    An indictment is merely a formal accusation of criminal conduct, not evidence. A defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty in a court of law. until the mugshots are released.

    Hoprfully Strike's recent disappearance is merely a coincidence.
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    Default Re: The Texas/Al-Qaeda Connection

    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Hoprfully Strike's recent disappearance is merely a coincidence.
    I should hope so too, but I think we should prepare for the worst.


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    But never, ever, is there any respect. 'Oh, the Texans...they are hicks, marreid to thier cousins...drunks'
    Well guess what this here hick is not going to stand for that anymore. I have poewrful freinds and ya'll will regert this!
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    Default Re: The Texas/Al-Qaeda Connection

    And you fools spent all your time worrying about the octo-squids......
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    Default Re: The Texas/Al-Qaeda Connection

    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    And you fools spent all your time worrying about the octo-squids......
    I've heard they been recently been deployed around Turkey.
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