Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
You successfully left me in a bemused state on whether you are attempting to do a joke with me, or trying to do a joke at my expense.

Though, you forget the lines like "I am on the pill." or they supply a broken condom.

Haven't had it happened personally to myself, but I know quite a number of incidents where both straight and lesbians have done this.
Why could it not just have been a joke, without it being personal? :)

And as to the common quotes, smart guys bring their own condom, and attach it themselves. I know I do.
*except this one time with this polish girl who were extremely dexterous with her tongue and lips, making the process of rubbering up quite a joy*