british people- I need your help!

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

English - a love for such middle class pastimes as: costume drama, gardening, China with flower patterns, colourful wallpaper, local history, walks in the countryside, watching quaint music festivals in the Royal Albert Hall or some military tattoo.

It's all rather lovely, quite endearing to behold. Dreams of a little Hobbitshire.

Beating up the French and making fun of them for being wusses.

[Hooahguy]

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[Justiciar]

Beating up the French and making fun of them for being wusses.

Or alternatively, having our arses handed to us by the French, and then doggedly ignoring the fact.

[Beskar]

I wish we had a British football team.

[Mooks]

Theyre serios about the queen. So a alternative to "Yo mama so fat" or "yo mama so black" jokes is "yo queen so fat/black". Trust me on this one.

[emotion_name]

Theyre serios about the queen. So a alternative to "Yo mama so fat" or "yo mama so black" jokes is "yo queen so fat/black". Trust me on this one.

Hmmm, not really! Infact, we Brits rip the **** out of all the royal family, regularly! Harry for being a pot smoking Nazi dresser, William for using RAF Helicopters to fly his mates to parties, Charles for not being King yet (and prob gonna die before his mother and not get chance either), Andrew for his laziness and amount he uses taxpayers money for flying to golf, Phillip for his rascism and amount of puns he makes!

Why has no-one mentioned moaning? British people can moan about absolutely ANYTHING, and moan better than all others!
Multi-culturism! The horrible "New Labour" buzzword that means, to most people "lack of identity or sense of community"!

What about how we love a good ole scrap, and im not talking about pulling a gun or a knife and there you go, im talking about we literally enjoy throwing and taking punches. Look at terrorist attacks in Glasgow, the terrorist got out of his car, on fire, and the first thing that some Scottish guy did to him was floor him with a punch!

What about how we contribute more than any other G8 country to Africa and other places where help is needed?

Binge drinking, we were topping Europe for Women, Men and even Teenagers at one point, and this was alongside highest rate of teenage pregnancy in Europe also! Obvious what the kids are doing these days, and its not the PS3, its little suzie from next door!

Another thing that is ripe in discussion all over UK is our troops, and the friendly fire incidents, and especially Matty Hull and the handling his widow received from both US defense and MoD. Iraq and especially Afghanistan are driving our culture, as we see generations growing up thinking that war is "normal".

Cant be bothered thinking of anymore right now, might swing by again when i do, thats if ya still need anymore!