Pigma Dengar: I knew Andross was crazy, even though he always paid pretty well. I just didn't think he was this crazy. This entire place is one giant deathtrap!
Andrew Oikonny: Uncle Andross.... he's not crazy, he's a genius. Why couldn't WE have a hideout this brilliantly designed?
Pigma Dengar: *oink* Are you kidding me? If anything happens to the Gate generator, or if the force fields keeping the Core from collapsing go offline for any reason, this place will be crushed by the force of over 100 solar masses! Only Andross could come up with a base of operations this unstable. Andross is an insane fool.
Andrew Oikonny: Maybe he's just far, far more clever than
you.
Pigma Dengar: SHUT UP! Don't speak to your superior that way. I'm the leader, and from now on, you'll refer to me as
Star Pig!
Andrew Oikonny: So be it, pig.
Pigma Dengar: There he is.... I spot
Andross up ahead. Let's finish this fool and claim our reward!
*oink*
Andross
Andross: I've been waiting for you, Star Pig.
Pigma Dengar: I'm fashionably late I guess. Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, you pathetic
Donkey Kong rip-off?
Andross: You know that I control the galaxy.
Andrew Oikonny: This is going to be
excellent... I can't wait to see the look on his big fat face when I destroy him.
Andross: It's foolish to come against me.
Pigma Dengar: These recycled lines are getting tiresome. Shut up and fight already!
*oink* Andrew, aim for the eyes..... ATTACK!!!!
Play from start until 2:57
(you might need to hit play, then pause, and wait for it to load.... it loads slowly)
Andross: HAH HAH HAH.... YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!!
Pigma Dengar: Clever, I haven't heard THAT one before. Come on gorilla boy, hit me!
Andrew Oikonny: You'll never defeat me, "Uncle Andross".
Pigma Dengar: He's firing his force-lightning-ripoff thing. You can't beat me with that, I've got a better ship!
Andross: Those tin cans are no match for me.
Pigma Dengar: OW! I'm hit.... do you realize how much this ship costs!? I'll make you pay for that,
chimpy.
Andross: YARRRGGHHH..... OOOOOOHHHHHH......
Pigma Dengar: What's the matter, monkey boy? Can't hit my ship without your hands, can you?
Andrew Oikonny: He's going to suck us in, along with all the rocks and debris in this chamber! Look out, Pig!
Pigma Dengar: I've seen him do this before.
Choke on a Pigma bomb, rock sucker!
KABOOOM!!!!

Pigma Dengar: YEAH!!! WE DID IT!!!
*oink* ......wait a minute, that's not Andross.... it's some kind of decoy.
Andrew Oikonny: Cleverer and cleverer.....
Android: CRUSH PIG.... CRUSH PIG.... CRUSH PIG....
Pigma Dengar: I'm gonna bust you up
REAL good.
Android: REACTOR OVERLOAD......
Pigma Dengar: Well that's that. Now, where's Andross?
Andrew...: Only I have the brains to rule Lylat...
Pigma Dengar: You've gotta be pulling my tail.
Andrew...: NOW you will feel TRUE pain....
Pigma Dengar: *oink* It was you??? It was you all along??? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!
Andrew...: YOU WILL DIE, JUST LIKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!
*SMASH*
Pigma Dengar: My BEAUTIFUL REWARD!!! AGGGHHHHHAHHAHHHHAAAAA.........
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