Tell her to go to a place where it is really hot and there is little red men with pitchforks,waiting to jab her in her behind.
Sit down with both of them and if that doesn't work save up for an apt
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Psychological warfare. Put a dead mouse in her desk. If you want to be more discreet put a stink bomb in there (theres ones where you can just pour the liquid and the stench will remain). If she wants to **** with you then **** with her back. When it comes to nonviolent means of retaliation (im a softie) im the master.
If she drinks wine, put a half empty (or half full, depends on how you look at it) bottle of wine in the refridgerator, dont say anything to anyone about it. But fill it up with piss. Chances are she will at least sip on it.
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!Originally Posted by North Korea
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