Beskar GeneralHankerchief is the finest man for this job.
He is a true communist, and he can be trusted to carry out his duty with great honor and responsibility. He will carry us all out alive, for we the common men are each just as important to the People's Nation than any man who claims false superiority. I trust him to be our leader, and indeed he was my choice straight from the beginning, before he even cast his own vote!
Elect: Beskar Hail GeneralHankerchief!
How do I know these things? Well, it is simple, really. I myself am a very capable Communist. I am planning, one day, to infiltrate the capitalist pig society of United States, and to enlighten them with the knowledge of Communism! I will turn one of the strongest countries of the world into one of China's strongest allies in Communism!
For this reason, I present
myself as a potential
officer under
Beskar's GeneralHankerchief's leadership, provided the comrade believes I can be useful to furthering our goals.
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