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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    Somalia and Afghanistan don't seem to have anyone incarcerated. Same with Greenland....
    They must be enlightened like Western Europe.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Oh, we lock up loads of people. Just doesn't really do a lot as oddly mixing up loads of petty criminals with each other is a great way to disseminate certain skills and compare techniques.

    Shorter, nastier conditions would act as a greater deterrent for re-offenders, and for most mundane crimes unpleasant but required community orders are preferable.

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    Move to France instead!!


    Prison inmate Nicolas Cocaign killed his cellmate, cracked his ribs, ripped open his chest with his bare hands, then ate his heart raw.

    Or so he hoped, he mistakenly started eating his left lung first.






    This after last week the man who allegedly murdered a lesbian couple, hung himself in his cell. No surprise what with the highest prison suicide rate in Europe. Dreadful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Move to France instead!!


    Prison inmate Nicolas Cocaign killed his cellmate, cracked his ribs, ripped open his chest with his bare hands, then ate his heart raw.

    Or so he hoped, he mistakenly started eating his left lung first.






    This after last week the man who allegedly murdered a lesbian couple, hung himself in his cell. No surprise what with the highest prison suicide rate in Europe. Dreadful.
    http://tempsreel.nouvelobs.com/actua...en-prison.html
    I know we've had some prison riots over bad food here in the USA, but this takes the issue to a whole new level....
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    Wouldn't wanna live in France. Or anywhere in Europe, for that matter.
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    European Prisons
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis
    Prison inmate Nicolas Cocaign killed his cellmate, cracked his ribs, ripped open his chest with his bare hands, then ate his heart raw.
    He must have been on something. Some kind of drug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathoth View Post
    He must have been on something. Some kind of drug.
    He probably told him "If you do x, I'll eat your heart out!" and he was a man of his words...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Man prefers raw human lung over "exquise French cuisine".
    Always knew French food was overrated
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    Always knew French food was overrated
    I might prefer eating raw human lung over watching the French football team...


    Why, I think I'd rather have my lung eaten than watching ninety minutes of that circus...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    I might prefer eating raw human lung over watching the French football team...


    Why, I think I'd rather have my lung eaten than watching ninety minutes of that circus...
    Ha!

    And again, Belgium did it better than France!

    The fearsome Red Devils of the Divine Belgium national soccer team at least...


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    had the decency not to qualify themselves to save us all the embarassement.


    On topic: Belgiums' prisons are full, so now we have to rent cells from our Dutch neighbours (and we're probably being ripped off by them)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    And again, Belgium did it better
    My fingers are simply aaaching to type any of the thousand pesky replies running through my mind, but I for one am going to follow the cue of my Walloon brethren, and shall smile and hug my Flemish friends!


    It's been one provocation too many. This time, the stern and disciplined Flemish overlords mean business, the flow of subsidies might stop for real actual confederacy is looming.



    So I'll bow before the magnificence of Belgium, will show nothing but a smiling face as I agree to the reasonability of each and any proposal of compromise, and shall praise the unity and friendhip of Belgium's peoples! L'union fait la force!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathoth View Post
    He must have been on something. Some kind of drug.
    People always need some sort of narrative to distance themselves from persons who do such things as we like to think of courselves as unable of undertaking such an activity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    My fingers are simply aaaching to type any of the thousand pesky replies running through my mind, but I for one am going to follow the cue of my Walloon brethren, and shall smile and hug my Flemish friends!


    It's been one provocation too many. This time, the stern and disciplined Flemish overlords mean business, the flow of subsidies might stop for real actual confederacy is looming.



    So I'll bow before the magnificence of Belgium, will show nothing but a smiling face as I agree to the reasonability of each and any proposal of compromise, and shall praise the unity and friendhip of Belgium's peoples! L'union fait la force!


    And this is why Loius should be Emperor.

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    He knows it's easier to stab someone in the back when you're embracing them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rory
    People always need some sort of narrative to distance themselves from persons who do such things as we like to think of courselves as unable of undertaking such an activity.
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis
    Prison inmate Nicolas Cocaign killed his cellmate, cracked his ribs, ripped open his chest with his bare hands, then ate his heart raw.
    It's just a pun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathoth View Post
    It's just a pun.
    OOOOOH!! Lol. I was gonna post, "Thanks for stating the obvious," but this was good.

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