Help - I've ran out of games to play!



I want a new game.

Loves:

Civilisation
MTW
Capitalism
Railroad Tycoon
Sim City
Space trading games


Didn't really cut it for me, but came close:

The Sims (first week I thought it was the greatest game ever, then I realised I have plenty of waking up, going to work, cook, go to the bathroom in actual life)
Zoo Tycoon (fun, but the challenge was aesthetic, not strategic)
Europa Universalis (too long)


Dislikes:

Men with guns
Cartoony simulations
Flashy 3D over substance
Open ended games
Real time strategy / clickfests
Lots of games whose titles I can't remember because I didn't like them




I want a game that's run from a spreadsheet! Numbers, stats, graphs! Market shares, production numbers! Not into games driven by 3d graphics, or 'exciting' real-time.

Any recommendations? Any hidden gems somewhere?