How handjobs will save us all

**Fragony** · 06-30-2010, 07:53

http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/a..._abuse_claims/

lolz? Not in quality media, but that's normal, every journalist knows it's dangerous to not be 100% sure we are all going to die because of CO2.

Now do these clowns really believe that or was that a very. serious. threat.

class enemy anyone?

**Gregoshi** · 06-30-2010, 14:39

An inconvenient masseuse?

**Lemur** · 06-30-2010, 15:58

The "predator" part I get, but what aspect of a handjob makes a guy a "pervert"? This confuses me.

**Gregoshi** · 06-30-2010, 17:03

Originally Posted by Lemur

[IMG]...what aspect of a handjob makes a guy a "pervert"? This confuses me.

That it is Al Gore?

**Husar** · 06-30-2010, 22:51

I'm more surprised that her accusing him apparently makes him guilty already.
Oh wait, they're just quoting her but present it as a really big title, how ingenius...

**Tellos Athenaios** · 06-30-2010, 22:56

@Lemur: It's a tabloid a weird combination: of exhibitionism (pictures), puritanism (headline), and bigoted rants (the rest) is what they are.

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 07-01-2010, 02:20

Somebody want to make something substantive of this? If not, closure looms.

**Strike For The South** · 07-01-2010, 04:33

Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh

Somebody want to make something substantive of this? If not, closure looms.

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**CountArach** · 07-01-2010, 05:27

Andrew Bolt is undeniably Australia's worst journalist.

**Fragony** · 07-01-2010, 05:51

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

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But most interesting is the reaction of her fellow libs. Is it faith or fear? Do they really think the world will end if she exposes Al Gore's, true or not, avances, or do they threaten her with social exclusion? Knowing that they can also face excommunication?

**Strike For The South** · 07-01-2010, 06:00

ive been here for half a decade and i dont get one dirty joke in the backroom..... ;[

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 07-01-2010, 13:30

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

ive been here for half a decade and i dont get one dirty joke in the backroom..... ;[

You have your rippled abdomen, your world-class mullet, and a bevy of bow-heads nearby....do not feel too put upon dear Strike.

**Lemur** · 07-01-2010, 18:44

There's only one opinion I would trust on a matter this sensitive: 2 Live Crew's.

I've always felt bad for Al. It's long been obvious to me that Tipper wasn't giving him good sex -- why else would she find my lyrics about the joys of sex filthy and disgusting? I've never had a problem with Al. He never said one bad thing about me.

I bet he turned off his prude wife with some freaky sex games. Maybe it was so traumatic that it caused Tipper to go after people who make music about freaky sex. Think about it.

I can just picture the Gore household when she was practicing her speeches criticizing 2 Live Crew's lyrics: There she is in the living room listening to "Hey, We Want Some *******," "Throw the ****," and "Face Down, *** Up," formulating her words while Al is sitting in a chair, shaking his head in disbelief.

He must have said to himself, Well, if she doesn't like to have sex with her face down and her *** up, she's definitely not going to do anything for me.

Some folks were shocked to hear the Gores were splitting up. But it didn't surprise me. Everybody in Congress and Washington, D.C., knew she wasn't banging her husband like she should. When Al tongue-kissed Tipper after accepting the Democratic Party's presidential nomination in 2000, you could see he was the freak in the relationship. Tipper looked like she was thinking, What the **** are you doing?

Sometimes, unhappy married couples will stick it out until their kids are adults. I knew Al would leave her once he found someone to give him a good time. Why do you think he was in Alaska fighting global warming for so many years? Because he didn't want to go home to a cold-ass wife. Now Al can be the sex freak he has always wanted to be.