KARTHADAST SENATE GOES HIGH ON WEEDS (Crazy Short Stories of The Kart-Hadastei)

[Cute Wolf]

Hello... welcome to my attempt to create a crazy AAR... well, I suddenly gotta this weird campaign idea when discussing the effect of weeds with Jebivjetar. So, to made something clear, I disapprove the usage of weeds because they'll made someone start blurbing crazy stuff, and if someone with power are addicted... bet many crazy stuff will happened (imagine what happened if your president / prime minister are crack addict!). In this campaign, I gonna roleplay that some the Karthadastim senate are heavily addicted by weeds, and because of that... they start to doing some random crazy stuff everywhere... Anyway, because of this AAR has primarily launghingstock comedic nature, you'll find me obviously doing cheating on purpose... but believe me... sometimes they'll also blow everything up and leave a good city for apparently no reason... so sit back and enjoy my story... Thank You!

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PROLOGUE : Jebivjetar Barca, The Weed Trader

"Oh yeah... and for that talent of gold, I shall give you this shipload of weeds... Nice deal doesn't?" Jebivejtar grins happily as Mago orders his servant to weigh the gold coins in front of their eyes. Well - well, let me introduce this certain shady guy... Jebivjetar Barca. Yes, as most of you may know by his obvious name, he was actually a time traveller by accident when he is high and arburdly enter a Nuclear Reactor's core... Instead of getting instantly roasted and sent to the afterlife, the fission energy rip a dimensional wall and sent back this guy to the North Africa in 275 BC. Luckily, aside from his clothes, he also carried a bag full of marijuna (what?!? he carry as much as that?!? What the ****!?!) and somehow manage to trade a bit of it with a rather large farmland, and as you can expect, he start to plant the remaining seeds and sold it at 'ridiculously' high price. It looks like he was in his lucky terms because the first man he trade his weeds (and the first Karthadastei addict), is none other than the Shofet Mago himself... Thus, by supplying the weeds in exclusive terms to the Karthadastim senate, he got a considerable influence on them.

For about years, he has build a rather large scale weed production on north Afica, and by this time, most of the Karthadastim senate members has become heavily addicted on them. They feel so refreshed and think, if this miracle drug was fallen into another faction's hands, what kind of tragedy will befall on theirs? should their miracle drugs are lost? So at this time, almost all of the weeds goes to these Karthadastei upperclassmen, and they paid Jebivjetar rather generously, showering him with gold and giving him a large influence on their decision...

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NOTE : I allready got a permission by Jebivjetar Barca himself.... he deserve this balloon of course