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Thread: The top ten reasons why I'll always support immigration:
HoreTore 21:34 07-13-2010
1. John Carew

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Gambian father. You though the Norwegian side sucked? Well, imagine it without Carew... About the only proper quality in it.

2. Mohammed "Moa" Abdellaoue

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2nd generation Moroccan. Turned the game against Odd with two goals yesterday, won against LSK last week with another two. Simply an outstanding striker who knows just where the opportunity is.

3. Freddy dos Santos

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Father from Cape Verde. More of a mascot than a player, Freddy has been the face of Vålerenga for a long time now. As he can be used in just about every position, he has always clawed his way back into the first team. Probably the most loved Vålerenga player.

4. Mohammed Fellah

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2nd generation Moroccan. A touch of the exotic - a technically good playmaker. A kind of player we rarely see up here.

5. Harmeet Singh

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2nd generation Indian. Makes up the sentral midfield together with Hæstad, and while not as good at winning the ball, he is much more creative.

6. Dawda Leigh

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2nd generation Gambian. Finally! We have a proper winger. Great speed and dribbling skills, he's a joy to behold when he runs down the flank. He's still young though, but has shown more than enough promise...

7. Mostapha "Mos" Abdellaoue

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Moa's younger brother. Has shown a lot of promise as a striker with very good technical skills.

8. Abdisalam Ibrahim

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Somalian immigrant. Dubbed a new Patrick Vieira by Manchester City - and he wants to play for Norway!!

9. Muhammed Keita

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2nd generation immigrant(no idea which country). Even though he plays for the most hated of all teams, he's still a wonderful player, and a true product of the (now) mostly immigrant club Drafn.

10. Vadim Demidov

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Latvian immigrant. A rock at the Rosenborg defense, and soon he'll be playing in La Liga(Villareal, IIRC).


All of these either play or can play for Norway - and none of them would've been able to do that if not for the immigration. Some of them are even a product of immigrant-heavy football teams and the particular style of football developed there(Moa, Fellah, Keita).



Murder, rape, robbery? Hah! If I can have just one Ibrahimovic, I see no reason to care about such irrelevant things.

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Beskar 21:38 07-13-2010
One reason I will never support waton immigration:

Ecological sustainability.

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HoreTore 21:43 07-13-2010
Originally Posted by Beskar:
One reason I will never support waton immigration:

Ecological sustainability.
When football is at stake, screw the enviroment.

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Beskar 21:51 07-13-2010
This is my opinion of football: pfft

It is boring. Same as any other watched sport like Tennis or Cricket.

It is only enjoyable if you take part, or are actually involved in doing something related to it (for example, Fifa on Xbox).

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Rhyfelwyr 00:34 07-14-2010
Bah! Screw all these mixed-race types, a good white Scotsman can outlass them all with minimal effort.

Only one example is needed. The short, fat, balding Archie Gemmil:



Sustained by Irn-Bru and scotch pies at half-time, he's a walking stereotype, but look what he did to the masters of total football:

Youtube Video

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Centurion1 01:47 07-14-2010
All this thread tells me is that norwegians suck at soccer.

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Megas Methuselah 02:22 07-14-2010
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
Bah! Screw all these mixed-race types, a good white Scotsman can outlass them all with minimal effort.
The Iroquois lacrosse players eat Scots for breakfast, man...

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