Heh, that was just hilarious. I can never tell if he's trolling or not.
There's not really any need to respond to anything here, but I'll take a second to say I'd rather live a humble life in pretty much any crappy ancient civilization than be a crackhead. I've had the unfortunate experience of knowing a crackhead. That stuff messes you up, and no amount of modern amenities changes that.
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