I wish I was there for the sex talk. "In Russia, we don't have birds and bees, we have bears and walrus!", "Wait.. your sex talk consists of Bears and Walrus?", "No, Silly! We have no bees or birds, only bear and walrus!"

I love the accent, especially with the 'Foriegn English'. Some reason, a foriegner with a nice accent saying imperfect English sounds far sexier than a native English speaking English correctly.