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    Default Keyboard Commando Rap

    After playing Combat Arms with all the keyboard commandos out there, I decided to write a rap song about it.

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    Tap tap tap ratta tap tap tap!
    DADADADADADA!
    Hey yo yo! I'm the keyboard Commando!
    I'm the best player here, bro!
    A gaming god! Don't it show?!
    Wait, wait…what?! NO!
    How the you kill me bro?
    You must have hax, I know!
    Because I am leet, and you blow!
    cheater noob, yo mum’s a !
    You don't with me man,
    I'm the keyboard Commando!
    I'm seven feet tall and a stallion in the sac.
    I got crazy ripped arms and a six-pack!
    I got a sword twice as long as yours –
    BRB, ma is bothering me about stupid chores…
    Last edited by naut; 07-28-2010 at 13:01.
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    Default Re: Keyboard Commando Rap (VERY strong language warning!)

    I'm a fan of rap, but one thing to know about rap is that a good MC doesn't rely on swearing to add meat to his rhymes. Expand your vocab, and your rhymes will hold more weight and punch.

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    Default Re: Keyboard Commando Rap (VERY strong language warning!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    I'm a fan of rap, but one thing to know about rap is that a good MC doesn't rely on swearing to add meat to his rhymes. Expand your vocab, and your rhymes will hold more weight and punch.

    lol, the whole point was that that is how Keyboard Commandos talk. I was making fun of their attitude. :P
    Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.
    Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Default Re: Keyboard Commando Rap (VERY strong language warning!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    I'm a fan of rap, but one thing to know about rap is that a good MC doesn't rely on swearing to add meat to his rhymes. Expand your vocab, and your rhymes will hold more weight and punch.

    Define a "good" MC?

    Everyone has different tastes... Instead of him expending his vocab (which seems fine), you could try and expend your vocabular tolerance. Same result, but would also add a little personal growth.

    And as mentioned, in the context of keyboard commandos - swearing plays a part. Let us also remember that rap begun in black/miscegenatist ghettos, strong and vivid language is part of that whole subculture.
    Few are born with it, even fewer know what to do with it.

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