Michael: Beskar, what do you got?
Beskar:
*sheepishly* I got nothing. My highest card is a 10. What a mess. Good thing I didn't bet much.
Greyblades:
two, three, three, four, five. Is that a straight?
Michael: No, that's a pair of threes.
Diana Abnoba: I got a pair of fives.
Skooma Addict: MUST.... HAVE.... MORE.... SKOOMA!!!
*eats his own cards*
Michael: Okay, I'm not going to tell you again, if you eat your cards, you're disqualified.
Secura: Jacks.
Johnhughthom: Tens and threes!
Jolt: Okay boys, read 'em and weep. I got a full house, aces over ladies. So, Sasaki, let's see your cards.
Crazed Rabbit: Oh boy. Maybe I shouldn't have made this wager. Can I take some of it back?
Michael: No.
*raises tommy gun* Leave those chips where they're at, rabbit.
Sasaki Kojiro: Oh no... why did I wager all of my chips? I'm going to be broke....
Michael points the gun at Sasaki
Michael: That's a real shame. I liked you, Sasaki. But it seems your luck has just run out.
Jolt: I'll just be taking my chips now...
Sasaki Kojiro: Hey, wait a minute, are aces high or low in this game?
Michael: Both. It's poker.
Sasaki Kojiro: POKER??? I thought we were playing Gin Rummy!
Michael: Gin Rummy has two players. What are you, a maroon?
Sasaki Kojiro: Well in that case I think I have a straight, or a flush. Whichever is better. I have a King, a queen, a jack, an ace, and a ten, all spades. Does a flush beat a full house?
Jolt:
WHAT YOU SAY???
Crazed Rabbit: It looks like someone set us up the bomb.
Michael: Royal Straight Flush. That might explain why he bet his life savings. And we have a winner. Collect your chips, Sasaki.
Jolt: But.... but.... this is impossible!
Michael: Shut up, Tony. You just lost me a lot of money. I've had my fill of your incompetence.
They're supposed to lose money, NOT the house.
Jolt: I had a full house!
Michael: Yeah? Well does a full house beat a royal straight flush, Tony?
Jolt: ....In Italy it does!
Romanic: No it doesn't, and I should know. Hand over the chips, Valerio.
Michael: This is the last straw Tony.
Jolt: Wait, I still gots some chips left, I can win it back! I can win it back!
*Michael pointed the gun at Tony, and opened fire, filling his body with hot, searing lead, and knocking him out of his chair.*

Michael: You're fired.
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