Askthepizzaguy Mafia [Concluded]

[Romanic]

Moral of the story kids, don't borrow money to play at the Casino.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Askthepizzaguy Mafia

Papa Gino's pizzeria. August 4th, 1983.



End of Day Two



Michael decided he wanted in on this card game, and tossed in his ante. The marks seemed much more confident they could beat the house this time. A little bit too cocky, perhaps, but only time would tell. Michael decided to continue the tradition of asking for the lowest bets to show their cards first.

Michael: Mister THIS, let's start with you.

ArpeggiateTHIS: I have two aces, can I split them up?

Michael: That's Blackjack. For the last time, we're playing Poker.

Splitpersonality: Two pair, aces and deuces.

civplayah: Blast, I couldn't fill my straight.

Johnhughthom: I bet everything! I'm a high roller, that's how I roll.

Michael: What do you roll in a card game? Let's see your cards.

Johnhughthom: No. Just trust me, I have a full house.

Michael: *lifting the gun* SHOW... THE.... CARDS.

Johnhughthom: three, seven, nine, jack, four. What's that make?

Michael: I believe that makes you bankrupt. Good night, John.

*Michael pointed the gun at John, and opened fire, filling his body with hot, searing lead, and knocking him out of his chair.*

Diana Abnoba: Pair of threes.

Double A: Straight, ten high. Read 'em and weep, boys!

Sasaki Kojiro: Fold.

Crazed Rabbit: Get lost.

Pinman: Too rich for my blood.

Beskar: I'm out.

Skooma Addict: I'll see your 25, and raise you.... EVERYTHING I GOT LEFT!!! I have a flush. All diamonds. I feel like Skooma tonight!

Seon: Oh, not a flush. I can't beat that. All I have is a full boat, queens and aces. Good thing I bet everything too. I guess that means I win.

Michael: No, it means you lose.... I have Four Kings.

*Michael pointed the gun at Seon, and opened fire, blasting his head clean off of his shoulders.*

Skooma Addict: Whoops, I'm out of money! Why did I bet all my chips? I needed that money for my Skooma habit!

*Michael pointed the gun at Skooma Addict, and opened fire, emptying his clip and making Skooma look like swiss cheese*

Michael: Looks like I cleaned house tonight. Papa Gino's thanks you for your patronage.

With that, Michael slid everyone's chips toward him, and stacked them up nice and neatly, then grinned like a true psychopath. Everyone lost their bets today.

Tally

Seon: 137 (25, Cultured Drizzt Fan) (90- all in, Skooma Addict) (1, Beskar) (1, Pinman) (5, Greyblades) (1, CR) (13, Romanic) (1, Sasaki)
civplayah: 134 (10, Diana) (25, Double A) (99- all in, Seon)
Sasaki: 90 (90- all in, JHT)
Crazed Rabbit: 20 (20, civplayah)
ArpeggiateTHIS: 5 (5, Split)
Splitpersonality: 5 (5, Arpeg)

Slices remaining: (12/17)

ArpeggiateTHIS
Beskar
civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Greyblades
Pinman
Romanic
Sasaki Kojiro
Splitpersonality



Sleeping with the fishes: (5/17)

Jolt- Anthony "Tony" Valerio (MAFIA)
Secura- Professional gambler
Seon- Professional gambler
Skooma Addict- Professional gambler
Johnhughthom- Professional gambler

NOTICE:

Because Seon was innocent, everyone who placed a bet lost their money. Those who bet everything lost all of their remaining cash and went bankrupt.... and became slightly deader.


Night Two begins now. Round ends Monday, August 9th, at 1159 (noon) Eastern Time USA. This gives everyone 24 hours to send in night actions if they so choose.

[Jolt]

Teehee! Thank you for making up for my early way out, town! :D

[Skooma Addict]

Skooma, where is your drug smoking hippie girl from?

She came to me in a dream. She flew in through my window surfing on a cloud and handed me a shiny pink bottle. I haven't been the same since.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

But seriously, I can't remember where. If I still have the original picture I'll send it to you.

Teehee! Thank you for making up for my early way out, town! :D

Your schoolboy-ish enthusiasm brings joy to my enlarged, technicolor heart.

@Pizza
What is deader then dead? Am I, undead?

@Town

I have an insane suggestion which no one in their right mind would even begin to entertain, so hear me out. How about everyone comes to a consensus about a particular coarse of action as opposed to driving your two clinically insane members into committing suicide?

An alternate plan is to have someone suicide every day phase having them place all their coin on themselves and everyone else places one coin on them as to appease the great pizza god in all his cheesy goodness. By sheer number, we're bound to get the remaining scum as long as the town, as a whole, agrees that winning is more important then their individual wants to be alive. Also, if the town comes to an agreement upon this radical course of action, it will force the scum to have no choice but to adamantly oppose it for transparent reasons. Town is more important then the individual. You all have to agree to something, together, even if it isn't my proposed plan because wasting coin isn't going to get it done, no matter how satisfying it is to be turned into an undead slice of swiss cheese.

[Greyblades]

I apologise for double posting but I thought I might as well defend myself properly. Beskar you say I am michael because my name has not appeared in the same writeup as michael. This quote is from the first day's writeup:

Michael watched the betting with great interest. He didn't expect to see such heavy betting so early in the day. The sheer number of bet changes boggled the mind. But he kept careful track, and made corrections with his pencil. By the end of the day, it was time for betting to end. And then, everyone showed their cards. They started with the low bets first, to build the tension.

Michael: Beskar, what do you got?

Beskar: *sheepishly* I got nothing. My highest card is a 10. What a mess. Good thing I didn't bet much.

Greyblades: two, three, three, four, five. Is that a straight?

Michael: No, that's a pair of threes.

I think that is sufficient to prove I am not michael. I shouldnt have even had to point this out seeing as michael is most likely Pizza's executioner and not one of us.

[Romanic]

The Basic Townie Role PM, that everyone received, clearly mentions who the three mafiosi are (Tony, Sal and Vinnie) so I doubt that Michael is in the game. Besides, I doubt very much it would be as simple as looking at who's talking with Michael in the writeups, ATPG would certainly not give easy clues like that.

Big FOS at Beskar for bringing this bad argument on the table. Either he's intentionally misleading, or he's not following this game much.

FOS at Sasaki for agreeing with Beskar that Greyblades would be a promising lynch because of Beskar's bad argument. You should be following this game, you have been. How can you agree so easily on this?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

greyblades was on my suspect list, I don't agree with beskars case.

I could fos beskar but I would have to reread.

[Greyblades]

The Basic Townie Role PM, that everyone received, clearly mentions who the three mafiosi are (Tony, Sal and Vinnie) so I doubt that Michael is in the game. Besides, I doubt very much it would be as simple as looking at who's talking with Michael in the writeups, ATPG would certainly not give easy clues like that.

Big FOS at Beskar for bringing this bad argument on the table. Either he's intentionally misleading, or he's not following this game much.

FOS at Sasaki for agreeing with Beskar that Greyblades would be a promising lynch because of Beskar's bad argument. You should be following this game, you have been. How can you agree so easily on this?

You got a role pm?