Return of the community RPG-type-thing!

Like GH and (insert other guy's name here - I'm tired, ok?) did!

It's a first-come-first serve orders basis. Title's in the works. So, yeah, let's have some chaotic fun.

You start in a dark room, on what feels like a bed. You have no idea where you are or why, the only thing you can remember is your first name (Roy), the year (2017), and the plot of Spaceballs.You can't see anything in the room, so you may want to feel around for a light switch.

Scratch my spaceballs.

Edit: Feel around for a light switch.

There is no lightswitch on the bed, so you get up and stumble around for a few minutes. Eventually, you find a lightswitch.

Your room contains a bed (duh), a nightstand with a pair of drawers with a lamp on top (the light source), you, and a door.

Make sure I am wearing pants.

Your pants are very awesome. In fact, they are Pants of +2 Awesome, which also give a bonus to sneak attack criticals on flirting with women, and a very large armor bonus against being shown on the news.

Originally Posted by Double A

Your pants are very awesome. In fact, they are Pants of +2 Awesome, which also give a bonus to sneak attack criticals on flirting with women, and a very large armor bonus against being shown on the news.

Make sure I wear my pants unzipped and backwards, as that is the style in 2017.

If pants bear any likeness or logo related to Hello Kitty, burn pants.

Originally Posted by Double A

Like GH and (insert other guy's name here - I'm tired, ok?) did!

Good point, I'd forgotten about that.

My critea for resuming that game is about to become complete, come next monday, so if I remember after that, I'll resume it.

You fail at drinking the beer.

Not like you could have gotten the cap off without spilling some of it anyway.

Take items and leave the room

You take the stuff in the drawer but you can't open the door.

Using experience gained from your time in the space rocketeers expeditary force, use the bobby pins to unlock the door.

Feel free to ignore the first part of this post.