Askthepizzaguy Mafia [Concluded]

[Crazed Rabbit]

fold.

Wager 25 credits on Jolt.

Scumtastic.

CR

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Sasaki, you're crazy you know.... You could wager around 60 instead of 100, that would still put Jolt in the lead, but you would survive if you're wrong.

But I already explained why we can't have people wagering to save themselves

The mafia will still do it, even with the rule. Because it benefits them, even if they are confirmed mafia afterwards. But if town never does it, than we KNOW that anyone who does it is mafia.

Then there is the chance of the mafioso's buddy saving him. That is why anyone doing the saving has to give a thoroughly explained reason--they at least have to have some plausible sounding bs that we can judge.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

fold.

Wager 25 credits on Jolt.

Scumtastic.

CR

Unnecessary! Save your credits!

Well you have a decent chance of getting them back anyway I guess. And he could be lurking for a last minute vote.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Reduce 20 credits on Jolt.

CR

[Askthepizzaguy]

Round is over. Writeup commencing.

Crazed Rabbit, your wager change was late. Round ended at 1159.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

DOH! I didn't even see jolts 55 credit wager when I said that. But he is still ahead by one isn't he?

edit:I think it's a tie.

[Romanic]

I think it's Jolt 106, Sasaki 106 ...

[Crazed Rabbit]

Round is over. Writeup commencing.

Crazed Rabbit, your wager change was late. Round ended at 1159.

Fine by me. Though I still have no idea if Jolt or Sasaki is in the lead. With my extra credits, it should be Jolt right?

CR

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Sorry CR, when I told you to save your credits I hadn't seen that jolt had made that ridiculous post...

[Askthepizzaguy]

According to MY tally, it's Jolt due to your wager. And because that last wager change does not count, as I said I am merciless with the clock.

Jolt: 126 (100 Sasaki Kojiro) (1, Romanic) (25, Crazed Rabbit)
Sasaki Kojiro: 106 (1, Seon) (85, Jolt) (20, Arpeg)
Splitpersonality: 10 (1, Pinman) (5, Secura) (4: Split)
Skooma Addict: 13 (10, Jht) (3, Double A)
Crazed Rabbit: 10 (10, Skooma)
Pinman: 10 (5, Diana) (5, civplayah)
Double A: 5 (5, Greyblades)
JHT: 1 (1, Beskar) [DID NOT FOLD]

DID NOT WAGER: 1 (Cultured Drizzt Fan)



Please correct any mistakes.


EDIT: Ok I am fixing mistakes.

[Jolt]

Bye Sasaki!

[Crazed Rabbit]

Ha! Procrastination wins again!

Though from the votes you've tallied ATPG, wouldn't Sasaki only have 106 votes on him?

CR

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Ha! Procrastination wins again!

Though from the votes you've tallied ATPG, wouldn't Sasaki only have 106 votes on him?

CR

Your change was after the deadline thankfully.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Edit: Derp. Nevermind, wrong thing.


You're right, CR, he only has 106. I made a couple errors.

just let me do my writeup.

[Romanic]

I don't like that aggressive strategy, vote 100 and die if your lynch target was wrong. Sure it may look pro-town to sacrifice yourself like this, but you're also throwing away 100 credits. If the mafia is sitting back with low wagers, they're losing peanuts while we're losing hundreds of credits.

For example, in this case if Jolt is townie, we could end losing 250+ credits while the mafia would lose small (3-10). Considering they will kill once of us each night (another ~90 down), they will fill the gap real quick unless we lynch the right guys.

[Jolt]

Besides, he already gave the Mafia a huge help. Killed himself and me in one go while the Mafia kick back and relax. Nice job.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I don't like that aggressive strategy, vote 100 and die if your lynch target was wrong. Sure it may look pro-town to sacrifice yourself like this, but you're also throwing away 100 credits. If the mafia is sitting back with low wagers, they're losing peanuts while we're losing hundreds of credits.

For example, in this case if Jolt is townie, we could end losing 250+ credits while the mafia would lose small (3-10). Considering they will kill once of us each night (another ~90 down), they will fill the gap real quick unless we lynch the right guys.

It's necessary in this case--but you are correct it could be a huge waste of credits, which is exactly why we CAN'T have townies dropping big credits to save themselves. It's a team effort and people who do that are just going to get lynched the next day anyway. I think jolt is smart enough town to realize that...sooo

What's the tie procedure pizza?

[Jolt]

It's necessary in this case--but you are correct it could be a huge waste of credits, which is exactly why we CAN'T have townies dropping big credits to save themselves. It's a team effort and people who do that are just going to get lynched the next day anyway. I think jolt is smart enough town to realize that...sooo

What's the tie procedure pizza?

It's necessary? You dropped 100 on a townie based on the fact that I was actually discussing what the Mafia could do? I was certainly not gonna die by such stupid argument.

EDIT: Dropped 100 within 30 minutes to deadline. Which, considering you already killed yourself, and therefore are not Mafia, perplexes me even more.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

It's necessary? You dropped 100 on a townie based on the fact that I was actually discussing what the Mafia could do? I was certainly not gonna die by such stupid argument.

EDIT: Dropped 100 within 30 minutes to deadline. Which, considering you already killed yourself, and therefore are not Mafia, perplexes me even more.

And yet you dropped 55 right before deadline to save yourself by lynching me, even after the 100 credit wager

[Jolt]

And yet you dropped 55 right before deadline to save yourself by lynching me, even after the 100 credit wager

If I'm a townie, why the would I be lynched on day 1 just because you wanted to kill someone?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Askthepizzaguy Mafia

Papa Gino's pizzeria. August 3rd, 1983.



End of Day One



Michael watched the betting with great interest. He didn't expect to see such heavy betting so early in the day. The sheer number of bet changes boggled the mind. But he kept careful track, and made corrections with his pencil. By the end of the day, it was time for betting to end. And then, everyone showed their cards. They started with the low bets first, to build the tension.

Michael: Beskar, what do you got?

Beskar: *sheepishly* I got nothing. My highest card is a 10. What a mess. Good thing I didn't bet much.

Greyblades: two, three, three, four, five. Is that a straight?

Michael: No, that's a pair of threes.

Diana Abnoba: I got a pair of fives.

Skooma Addict: MUST.... HAVE.... MORE.... SKOOMA!!! *eats his own cards*

Michael: Okay, I'm not going to tell you again, if you eat your cards, you're disqualified.

Secura: Jacks.

Johnhughthom: Tens and threes!

Jolt: Okay boys, read 'em and weep. I got a full house, aces over ladies. So, Sasaki, let's see your cards.

Crazed Rabbit: Oh boy. Maybe I shouldn't have made this wager. Can I take some of it back?

Michael: No. *raises tommy gun* Leave those chips where they're at, rabbit.

Sasaki Kojiro: Oh no... why did I wager all of my chips? I'm going to be broke....

Michael points the gun at Sasaki

Michael: That's a real shame. I liked you, Sasaki. But it seems your luck has just run out.

Jolt: I'll just be taking my chips now...

Sasaki Kojiro: Hey, wait a minute, are aces high or low in this game?

Michael: Both. It's poker.

Sasaki Kojiro: POKER??? I thought we were playing Gin Rummy!

Michael: Gin Rummy has two players. What are you, a maroon?

Sasaki Kojiro: Well in that case I think I have a straight, or a flush. Whichever is better. I have a King, a queen, a jack, an ace, and a ten, all spades. Does a flush beat a full house?

Jolt: WHAT YOU SAY???

Crazed Rabbit: It looks like someone set us up the bomb.

Michael: Royal Straight Flush. That might explain why he bet his life savings. And we have a winner. Collect your chips, Sasaki.

Jolt: But.... but.... this is impossible!

Michael: Shut up, Tony. You just lost me a lot of money. I've had my fill of your incompetence. They're supposed to lose money, NOT the house.

Jolt: I had a full house!

Michael: Yeah? Well does a full house beat a royal straight flush, Tony?

Jolt: ....In Italy it does!

Romanic: No it doesn't, and I should know. Hand over the chips, Valerio.

Michael: This is the last straw Tony.

Jolt: Wait, I still gots some chips left, I can win it back! I can win it back!

*Michael pointed the gun at Tony, and opened fire, filling his body with hot, searing lead, and knocking him out of his chair.*

Michael: You're fired.

With that, Michael slid the chips back over to the winner, Sasaki. Feeling generous, he also let Romanic and Crazed Rabbit keep their chips. Then, he pocketed the rest. "Cover charge" he muttered. Since Michael was the man with the gun, no one protested the surcharge....

Tally

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Jolt: 126 (100 Sasaki Kojiro) (1, Romanic) (25, Crazed Rabbit)
Sasaki Kojiro: 106 (1, Seon) (85, Jolt) (20, Arpeg)
Skooma Addict: 13 (10, Jht) (3, Double A)
Splitpersonality: 10 (1, Pinman) (5, Secura) (4: Split)
Crazed Rabbit: 10 (10, Skooma)
Pinman: 10 (5, Diana) (5, civplayah)
Double A: 5 (5, Greyblades)
JHT: 1 (1, Beskar) [DID NOT FOLD]

DID NOT WAGER: 1 (Cultured Drizzt Fan)

Slices remaining: (16/17)

ArpeggiateTHIS
Beskar
civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Greyblades
Johnhughthom
Pinman
Romanic
Sasaki Kojiro
Secura
Seon
Skooma Addict
Splitpersonality



Sleeping with the fishes: (1/17)

Jolt- Anthony "Tony" Valerio (MAFIA)

NOTICE:

Those who bet on Jolt have their wagers returned to them, and still have 100 credits. Those who did not bet on Jolt have all lost their wagers, or in CDF's case, their 1 credit forced ante.


Night One begins now. Round ends Friday, August 6th, at 1159 (noon) Eastern Time USA. This gives everyone 24 hours to send in night actions if they so choose.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

[Crazed Rabbit]

AWESOME.

CR

[Romanic]

*sighs* Jolt almost convinced me that he was townie!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, sorry:

Tie procedure is that those who are involved in the tie (if 2) throw rock, paper, or scissors. Standard for all my games in the past year, methinks. The writeup will show them fighting to the death with knives. The credits will be removed from everyone unless a mafia got stabbed to death, same as usual.

If there are three or more tied, no one gets lynched because I don't reward indecisiveness. That means everyone's credits are lost that round.

[Beskar]

Jolt was scum telling everywhere.

Peggie and Seon are obviously his mafia partners.

[Skooma Addict]

I'm hungry...

[Skooma Addict]

Who's Peggy?

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Good call.

EDIT: And I'm supposed to be peggie, heh. Don't know what Beskie's talkin' bout though.

[Romanic]

Good call.

Yes.... and you're next!