The Cell- Test Game [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just to be clear this game will be quite different from Snakes and Foxes; nothing like it in fact, if I am not mistaken.

Think of it more like one of those text-based adventure games. Except instead of an annoying computer that doesn't accept any word besides "quaff" for drink, I am still semi-human and your words will usually compute.

[Splitpersonality]

Put me in chains bossman

[Seon]

Put me in chains too! Lock me up! I killed her with my own hands! I'm guilty!

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

IN!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Random.org says:

1. spL1tp3r50naL1ty
2. Seon
3. Skooma Addict
4. Double A
5. ArpeggiateTHIS


Split will be the first Prisoner. Game begins momentarily.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Player 1- "The Prisoner", Splitpersonality.
Starting Health Points: 4
Current "Examine" count: 0

Inventory: Nothing in your pockets, and your clothes do not count as items.

• You wake up in a jail cell, 10 feet by 10 feet. The room that the cell is in is 20 feet by 20 feet.
• You don't have a compass, so you don't know which way is north for sure, but for the purposes of your own spatial orientation, you assume that your cell is in the northwest corner of the room.
• There is no food or water in your cell. You feel weak. You have not seen the guard for some time.
• There is a door in the southeast corner of your cell, but it is locked.
• You can only see out of the east side of your cell, as the south side is blocked by a wall.
• There is a desk just outside your cell to the east.

What do you do?





[spectators may suggest actions if they wish, but it is up to Split what he wants to do]

Double A (spectator)
Skooma Addict (spectator)
Seon (spectator)
ArpeggiateTHIS (spectator)
Beefy187 (spectator)
civplayah (spectator)
chaotix (spectator)

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Game Rules and Information:

• You will tell me where to go, and what to do.
• I will keep track of your inventory and health.
• You might need to engage in combat. If so, tell me what to do beforehand.
• If you need to enter commands during battle, there may be a delay and you may take damage or die.
• You are allowed to discuss with the spectators and get ideas for what to do.
• You are allowed to resign and allow someone else to pick up from where you left off.
• You are granted three chances to win the game. If you die three times, you're done.
• When you enter a room I will describe it to you. However, you may not be aware of everything that is in the room.
• You can examine objects, walls, floors, or ceilings.
• If you try to solve the game by examining everything, bad things will happen.

Objective: Get through the game without dying, or with as few deaths as possible.
Secondary Objective: Get through the game with as few players as the Prisoner as possible.

[Double A]

Do a barrel roll!

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

A-la "mspaintadventures", I'd recommend that you find a pair of arms.

No, seriously, alert the guard and then strangle him through the cell bars.

[Seon]

*put on IF glasses*


Suggested actions...

verbose mode activate

examine desk, perhaps? It might contain something useful, or we might get a clue from it's decription.

Ah yes. The desk's outside the cell...

Examine the cell bars. Perhaps there is a weakness to it. Same goes for the door.

Alternatively we can try calling a guard's attention by making a lot of ruckus. But we may not exactly want to do that