Unions: Where did the U.S.A. go wrong?

[Skullheadhq]

Not only that, it would also mean the parents decide the fate of their children, plus the wealthy would always get the better education (they kinda do anyway but even more with that system), sounds like modern aristocracy to me, maybe the USA will become a monarchy after all.

King W. the Second of Dixie-Texasshire and Queen Sarah I of Alaska benevolently ruling their realm from the comfort of the White Palace
The new country will be renamed by Royal Decree: The Kingdom of Jesusland and the old motto will be replaced by this one: Yee-Haw!
I've even been as kind as to design a flag for it:

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There is one positive thing, there will be no taxes and roads just grow like plants.
Only one question remains, how should Dick Cheney call the inhabitants of his Duchy: Slaves or Serfs?

GUESS WUT: Saemus' education system is implented by Royal Decree in 2023 and the literacy rate in 2067 is 0,02%! That's how our aristocrats like their serfs: Illiterate. Hè,that's one more thing the free market fixed. And now back to church everyone, and don't forget... tomorrow we'll raid the castle next door, so don't forget your rake and torch!



For those who didn't get it, it's a parody and just meant as a joke;). No offence to anyone (not even to King W the Second and Sarah the First).