15-16 hours at least of downtime?

**pevergreen** · 08-09-2010, 15:19

Something bad happened?

**caravel** · 08-09-2010, 15:28

The hamster wheel needed oiling.

**pevergreen** · 08-09-2010, 15:31

Ah, understandable. I presume Martok was assigned the task, but got distracted by my latest Stable reports?

**caravel** · 08-09-2010, 15:44

Ah yes, if you could use softer, more absorbent paper next time for those reports? I don't think Andres wants to mop up after a stampede like that again.

**Andres** · 08-09-2010, 15:46

The downtime was Sigurd's fault. He forgot to feed the hamster. We tried to put a camel on the wheel, but he was too big. We have a new hamster now. Asai ate what was left of the previous one and then made up some story about the wheel needing oil to cover up his weird culinary preferences. He claims that starved hamster with pepper and fries with a Leffe Blonde tastes delicious.

**Veho Nex** · 08-09-2010, 16:31

Dear lord blessed be thy name Tosa and all your helpers. You have brought my addiction back online.

**caravel** · 08-09-2010, 17:28

Originally Posted by Andres

The downtime was Sigurd's fault. He forgot to feed the hamster. We tried to put a camel on the wheel, but he was too big. We have a new hamster now. Asai ate what was left of the previous one and then made up some story about the wheel needing oil to cover up his weird culinary preferences. He claims that starved hamster with pepper and fries with a Leffe Blonde tastes delicious.

Aha!, the big flaw in this story! Revealed by your love of leffe blonde, Monsieur Andres!

**Hosakawa Tito** · 08-09-2010, 23:09

So, are hamsters white meat or dark?

**Vladimir** · 08-10-2010, 21:00

Originally Posted by Asai Nagamasa

Aha!, the big flaw in this story! Revealed by your love of leffe blonde, Monsieur Andres!

Busted.

**Beskar** · 08-11-2010, 13:02

I heard TosaInu got a camel through an Eye of a Needle.

**caravel** · 08-11-2010, 14:07

Originally Posted by Beskar

I heard TosaInu got a camel through an Eye of a Needle.

And back through again - while at the same time delivering it's foal.

**Hosakawa Tito** · 08-12-2010, 00:06

So, are camels white meat or dark?

**Vladimir** · 08-12-2010, 14:18

Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito

So, are camels white meat or dark?

They're sacred. That's all you need to know.

**Tellos Athenaios** · 08-13-2010, 15:49

Camel meat is probably too strong flavoured (and salty) to be combined with any fine wine. A better choice, to me, seems to use liberal amounts of strong, rich & full beer with your Camel roast and you might just find it delicious.