Allergic reaction to alcohol?

**Reverend Joe** · 08-11-2010, 06:03

I think the joke was that it sounds like it causes diurea.

As in diarrhea.

...As in the squirts.

**Centurion1** · 08-11-2010, 18:59

Drink a six pack of glenfiddic like a real Scotsman

**Rhyfelwyr** · 08-11-2010, 22:42

Originally Posted by Centurion1

Drink a six pack of glenfiddic like a real Scotsman

Aye, while I'm wearing my kilt and wielding a claymore and all.

I'm afraid the main drink (round these parts of Scotland at least) is Buckfast.

edit: what the

the link won't go to the right page, the neds worried about buckfast running outarticle is the one I was going for

**Megas Methuselah** · 08-12-2010, 00:29

Originally Posted by Rhy

I'm afraid the main drink (round these parts of Scotland at least) is Buckfast.

Over here it's Molson Canadian.

Most beers taste good here. Except for Pilser. That tastes like piss. As does everything else south of the border.

**Reverend Joe** · 08-12-2010, 05:55

Yeah, well, at least our beers don't taste like hippie.

**Centurion1** · 08-12-2010, 06:42

My father would be ashamed of you rhy

**Rhyfelwyr** · 08-12-2010, 13:56

Originally Posted by Centurion1

My father would be ashamed of you rhy

lol, why?

But yeah, nothing washes down a haggis like some glenfiddich.

I'm afraid most Scots do not live in the glens anymore, most of us live in the very industrialised central belt which is pretty much a poorer version of northern England. And is now run amok with neds and their buckfast.