Impossible packaging

[Ibrahim]

Just used an 200 year old African ceremonial axe to open a can of corned beef. Don't these guys realise that I buy that stuff because I want to eat it. That I buy a mouse to use it. That I buy a toothbrush because I want to brush my teeth. Why not put it into something I can open.

ooh-thank God the family's Hitler Youth Knife (a war souvenir-my Uncle on Mom's side owns it atm), didn't end up with you.

Lord knows what you'd use this for.