Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
So in conclusion:

  • You have not been looking for suspects
  • You have not been paying attention
  • Yet I still seem scummy to you
  • But you cannot say why


I insist that I be lynched immediately. Perhaps after I am dead, we will know why I was lynched.

And with that, I too must bid you all a tearful good-bye, as I must get in some sleep before shift number 4 of ten hours of backbreaking labor. I trust we will have a different candidate for today's lynch other than myself, and the reason why is because the town usually wants to win games, and you'd have better odds if you lynched basically anyone besides me, on my honor. If you don't believe me, I will feel like my word means nothing, and I just couldn't bear to feel that way. *sniff sniff*

Also:

(insert stunning argument why I should not be lynched here)

^What he said. Well put, well put. But I still think we should lynch Askthepizzaguy to find out why he's acting so vaguely and generically scummy. Like Humpty Dumpty, we can always just put him back together if we are wrong, right?
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