Hoped I'd never have to make another one of those threads...

[Hosakawa Tito]

Another forlorn hope thread. Brings back memories of my youth.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

To all you virgins out there, thanks a lot for nothing.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Girls are people to. They like to talk and have conversations, I have also heard they may still talk to you with or without a boyfriend! Don't quote me on that though

is it scientifically proven they are people? after the age of 25 they appear to act like normal people, but prior to their metamorphosis they appear to be an entirely different species. At least they act like it...

He doesn't appear stupid enough like we were, bro. From the looks of it, he just wants to get laid, nothing more. Good for him.

oh no, thats not it, not even a motivation really. but itd be nice :)



Anyways, if you're over at her place all the time, how hard is it to strike a conversation? Anything from, "hey, so you gonna check out the next football game?" to "heeeeey, I like your hair, it's really nice!"

My personal favourite is: "Hmmm, you look tired." One lonesome night, I got a cashier-girl carrying it on with a "Yeah, I worked my second job all day." "Oh really? Damn, sounds rough. So, where's your other job?" ...

Hey. You are handsome, right?

[a completely inoffensive name]

is it scientifically proven they are people? after the age of 25 they appear to act like normal people, but prior to their metamorphosis they appear to be an entirely different species. At least they act like it...

True story, at my school all the seniors have a mandatory lecture about AIDS and rape. Apparently, 1 in 4 girls are sexually assaulted, and it will be a man, a man in this very room right now will try to rape you at some point in your life.

So yeah, if that message is told to them when they are young, I can see why girls seem to act so weird to guys at your age.

[pevergreen]

1 in 4 girls are sexually assaulted, and it will be a man, a man in this very room right now will try to rape you at some point in your life.

And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be... *killed by shotgun*

[Raz]

Social networking sites are ace to find out whether or not someone is in a relationship. Search for her on MySpace or Facebook or whatever you're into (or whatever network she's on). Easiest and most painless way to find out if she's taken.
Anyway, if you're just looking to dip your , just make sure you bear in mind that she might not be up for a relationship like that - but by the sounds of it, everyone at your school is sexing each other, sounds like she'd be up for it too.

As for advice:

I'd wait for the new school year to begin.
Then I'd strike up a convo about what she's studying, football, or whatever.
Ask for her number, if she asks why say it's in case you get stuck with homework (or something along the lines).
You now have her number - use your imagination for how to use it.
Meet up at a park, or before/after a football match, etc.
???
Profit (your definition of profit, mine would be a loving, lasting relationship with sex only a small part of it... yours is clearly different. )

[naut]

I want to try to flirt, but the problem is I dont really know how....I'm sad I know.

It's not that hard, it's hardwired into your psyche, and girls initiate the majority of it, so just go with the flow. Depends on your approach too.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be... *killed by shotgun*

What are you the president of his fanclub?

[Hax]

It's not that hard, it's hardwired into your psyche, and girls initiate the majority of it, so just go with the flow.

Weird as this sounds, it's completely true. Just don't make any penis jokes. That doesn't work. I found out the hard way.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Be self deprecating, that's how I succeeded.

[Hooahguy]

He doesn't appear stupid enough like we were, bro. From the looks of it, he just wants to get laid, nothing more. Good for him.

He has a right hand for a reason.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

He has a right hand for a reason.

For high-fives, right?


Right?

[Hooahguy]

For high-fives, right?


Right?

Right!

[miotas]

Sing her a love song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJhNXCe-BPI

[Megas Methuselah]

He has a right hand for a reason.

Hooah, honestly man... Y'know, sometimes... Sometimes you just have to go out there and take what's yours. The only difficult part is the akward part, and beyond that it's downhill. I'm being serious, bro.

[naut]

Be self deprecating, that's how I succeeded.

Only works if you know how to do it well, so as it worked for you I assume you self-depreciate well --- with most people though it just makes them look insecure and that's a big turn off for a lass.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Only works if you know how to do it well, so as it worked for you I assume you self-depreciate well --- with most people though it just makes them look insecure and that's a big turn off for a lass.

*googles self deprecation*
Ah, I'm fairly good at that, I think.at least when I do it.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Only works if you know how to do it well, so as it worked for you I assume you self-depreciate well --- with most people though it just makes them look insecure and that's a big turn off for a lass.

I took notes from Conan O Brien's material when he still did his Late Night show.

[pevergreen]

Only works if you know how to do it well, so as it worked for you I assume you self-depreciate well --- with most people though it just makes them look insecure and that's a big turn off for a lass.

But if you can do it well...it works for me, I'm regarded as rather funny.

I can't pick anyone up though, but thats directly related to how I look.

[Megas Methuselah]

You guys are kinda freaky.

[Hax]

Hooah, honestly man... Y'know, sometimes... Sometimes you just have to go out there and take what's yours. The only difficult part is the akward part, and beyond that it's downhill. I'm being serious, bro.

Yes, we don't want him to take matters into his own hands.

[Skullheadhq]

so you're saying not to go after any girls for 3 years, while everybody around me is dating a new girl every couple weeks and having sex? you must be insane.

What, I'm 15 myself as well, and why did nobody ever tell me about it?!
Seriously now, you're 15, you are supposed to make the best out of your life while you can at this age, you can always waste your time on girls later.

[pevergreen]

Seriously now, you're 15, you are supposed to make the best out of your life while you can at this age, you can always waste your time on girls later.

+1

Sex isn't all its cracked up to be. My first time was too young, and I was older than you are.

[Prussian to the Iron]

What, I'm 15 myself as well, and why did nobody ever tell me about it?!
Seriously now, you're 15, you are supposed to make the best out of your life while you can at this age, you can always waste your time on girls later.

+1

Sex isn't all its cracked up to be. My first time was too young, and I was older than you are.

this isn't the point....

[Skullheadhq]

this isn't the point....

The point is?

[Hooahguy]

Remember PI, size does matter, wait until little johnny grows up, k?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Remember PI, size does matter, wait until little johnny grows up, k?

No it doesn't. All that matters is that you [deleted].

[Strike For The South]

No it doesn't. All that matters is that you [deleted]

[A Nerd]

Don't be afraid to use your hands either. Stimulate the largest organ. Trust me...

[Strike For The South]

As we begin to descend on what can only be desrcibed as "sex advice given by the least qualified people on the planet" I wish to share my happiness.

[Hooahguy]

As we begin to descend on what can only be desrcibed as "sex advice given by the least qualified people on the planet" I wish to share my happiness.

The "describe your first time" thread of long ago springs to mind.