College

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

:nod:

We should instead go drinking and whoring.

We should have a totalwar.org get together of all the college age people and have a huge gaming party.

Sounds fun!

[Moros]

Don't tell me you're going to spend all that time gaming and learning? It's college! It should be the best time you'll be having. You're in most free (no parents, not yet a wife) period of you're life. Now is the time for silly deeds you'll regret or not even remember later! Now is the time to experiment with everything and not get in jail or called an alcoholic. You gotta get your grades and degrees, but man you gotta enjoy it!

[Megas Methuselah]

Yes, he's right! Now is the time! Now is the time to get laid!!!!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Yes, he's right! Now is the time! Now is the time to get laid!!!!

YEAH GROUP ORGY JUST BECAUSE WE CAN! LADIES OF THE ORG CUM OUT HERE!

[Megas Methuselah]

Yeah, damn straight!...


...Except I don't go in for gangbangs. The thought of mixing my manhood in another dude's fresh gravy is very... unappealing.

[Lemur]

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.