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    I tell you, I get the best room service imaginable. Heated sheets, breakfast in bed, the works! All thanks to my cat. :P It seems that for the last month, almost every other night she drags a dead rodent onto my bed or at the foot of my bed. (several times into my slippers, and I unknowingly stuck my foot into it)
    The worst thing is that sometimes they are not even dead! I hate to be ungrateful, but I think some serious training is in order. :P
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    She loves you and brings you food! It's really amazing behaviour as cats are solitary creatures by nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    She loves you and brings you food! It's really amazing behaviour as cats are solitary creatures by nature.
    Yeah, I know she has good intentions, but it is disgusting. :P lol
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    The dead rodents are a token of your cats love. They are very intelligent creatures, despite some thinking otherwise due to the solitary nature they most often express. You have an outdoor cat I assume. You should ge grateful. I have an indoor cat, and when he wants me to clean his litter box, well, he poops on the floor! He's a great cat! ;)
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    LOL my cat does that as well, was years ago just got it from my brother, was playing a game and I hear *meow*, I turn around and he makes a dump on the floor and walks off. Point taken. Should have been angry but they would have to reanimate me first

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    lol A Nerd, I am grateful that she likes me like that, but I cannot be waking up and putting my foot into a half disemboweled, LIVE mouse! It is not how I like to start my mornings. :P
    She is a wonderful cat, so I am not gonna punish her. I am just going to start leaving her out at night and closing and fastening the doors. :P
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